well what a nice birthday i had, right up until the meal we decided to go out for at the last minute..
I am a fussy eater, and i do expect a near perfect dinner when i go out and hand over hard earned money for someone else to cook me dinner.
So off we went to the award winning Indian down the road, it was full. So off we go in search of a food. I end up a few miles away at a pub thats had a recent new owner, extension and renovation. advertising there nice menu etc, in we go, not may there so we get a table and order starters and main.
so far so good, were almost drooling over the deserts in view across the room, waiting for our starters, we don't wait long, no more than 10 mins.
out come my duck spring rolls, and the wifes potato skins, both presented on a bed of lettuce. Great i think as i tuck into a roll, then another, then i take a fork full of lettuce, i did note how bloody dry it tasted, so i eat another spring roll. Then i take another fork full of lettuce, just as i swallow I'm stabbing at another bit of lettuce and notice some dark dots with what looks like hairs.. soon my brain tells me they may be legs so i go in for a closer look.. In absolute horror i look up and stop the wife from eating, i then pass her said piece and ask her opinion, she confirms they look like dead insects..
At this point i want to throw up right there and then on the table, have i eaten a mouth full of bugs or not? My belly is not sure.. i call the waiter over and say, "look m8 I'm halfway through this and i can now see plain as day this is not washed and is f**king covered in bugs..as i go to point at the bugs i see to my utter horror a maggot of some form extending its white body with black head across the leaf
waiter takes a look in horror and runs off with both starters, totally unlike myself i have not kicked off in an almighty paddy and emptied the place, I'm to bloody shell shocked to react in my normal way. Waiter comes rushing back to say there off the bill and would we like fresh?
i just look at him and say after that, forget the food were leaving. he nodded and said his sorry's and we were off out the door.
After that what would you do ?
call health and safety or what.. dunno what i should do![]()


LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
At this point i want to throw up right there and then on the table, have i eaten a mouth full of bugs or not? My belly is not sure.. i call the waiter over and say, "look m8 I'm halfway through this and i can now see plain as day this is not washed and is f**king covered in bugs..as i go to point at the bugs i see to my utter horror a maggot of some form extending its white body with black head across the leaf
Reply With Quote




| Zalman CNPS 9500LED + Arctic Cooling MX-1 | Asus A8N-SLi Deluxe + Zalman Northbridge | 1024MB DDR RAM (2 x 512MB Corsair XMS Pro TwinX) | Leadtek nVidia 6600GT 128MB | Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi Xtreme Music | 2x80GB Hitachi Deskstar SATA-II (RAID 0) | Gigabyte 3D Aurora Case | Hiper Type-R 580W Modular | Enermax Ultimate Fan Controller| Microsoft Nautral 4000 | Logitech G5 + fUnc 1030| Ideazon Fang | SpeedLink Medusa 5.1 Surround Headset | Samsung SM913N 19" TFT | Compro DVB-T200
