I adore cooking!!! - Although I see Nick has said this is a room for n00b cooks, I'm still going to contribute.
As to that competition....my recipe would be along the lines of.....1) Take the chicken and leave whole. 2) Take one dustbin and place said chicken within replacing lid firmly. 3) Leave for refuse collection 4) Get some nice wholesome vegitarian ingredients and make a decent meal :D .
As you can guess I'm one of those weirdo's. Nick and I first crossed paths in these forums after some disagreement about fireman :o and then about vegetarians...and it's been a laugh ever since.