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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    I've seen a lot of crap films over the years - but none are as bad as Twilight.
    Like you I was persuaded it wasn't all that bad. It was.

    I also thought Scott Pilgrim was boring - yes I'm a gamer and got the references,
    but it was still poor.
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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Not worst but most disturbing... A Serbian Film !

    and the cult cack comedy of The Human Centipede....lol "FEED HER"

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    has to be Open Water - the ending was so bad, it was if it had been cut out of the film .. I was also watching it in **** quality which topped the night off haha

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by pollaxe View Post
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    They could all catch on fire as far as I'm concerned.
    Unfortunately ceramic has a high tolerance to heat and fire

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    I was convinced by the mrs to take her to see Bridget Jones's Diary and I put up with about half an hour before walking out and leaving her on her own.

    I'd never walked out of a cinema during a film in my life before and haven't ever since.

    Her (Zellthingy) accent, Hugh I-can-only-play-one-character Grant, the tall guy from every British "rom-com" ever made ... bleugh, total, utter bilge.
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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    The American - OMG ........ never seen a film like this before .... there is litterally no point to it at all

    He moves somewhere, does something then it ends ...

    By far the most pointless boring film i have ever had the misfortune of watching

    to comment on some of the other ones - Kill Bill (love these films) - Dude, Wheres my car (loved that too)

    The Twilight films l like, but funnily enough, not as much as the Mrs does ....

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Kill Bill 1 & 2 I think are cracking films. My other half got me both on Bluray for Christmas.

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Totally agree on Twig-light, I watched some of it while on holiday on my girlfriends laptop. What got on my tits most was the birds acting (can't really comment on the plot as I didn't have a clue what the hell was going on) , every single sentance seemed over punctuated by her breathing "I...think.....I.....am.............................going..to...hyper...-...ventilate"

    Most recently, it has to be wall street 2. Do not be conned as I was into thinking "well, its an Oliver Stone, how bad can it be?". It's pretty bad, take it from me, the dialogue was awful at times and the plot was scatter brained. I didn't give one solitary **** about any of the characters. Instead of watching wall street 2, I would recommend Piranha which I thought was miles better.
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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Bright Lights Big City - Definately the worst film I have ever paid money to see. It was MJ Fox trying to break out of the Back to the Future Stereotype.... Oh dear, a friend of mine actually walked out of the film, at the end I wished I had.
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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Twilight is for girls so its hardly suprising that the boys wont like it, read somewhere that they dont really describe Bella in the books so lots of girls can associate themselves with her, yet they go into great detail describing, erm, the vampire chaps character...

    Worse film I've ever seen was "My Little Eye", the only reason I didnt walk out was I was on a double date with a mate his missus and her friend..
    Only good part about the film was when we were stood queuing, me n Dave wanted to watch one thing and the girls didnt so we basically left them to decide, unfortunately when daves missus came out with the comment "Do you want to see My Little Eye". Now even under circumstances normal that would have gotten some sort of responce out of me, but seeing as dave had recently done her up the wrong un' I just couldnt resist..
    "From what I hear your little eye isnt so little anymore..."
    She didnt get it at first, but a subtle hint into what I meant (as subtle as I get anyways) soon left her red faced and dave getting right evil stares..
    Anyway, when they were queuing to get the actual tickets her and her mate were stood there talking about taking it up the wrong un', however then didnt realise that the people infront of them had gone and the ticket guy was sat there in his little booth listening to there conversation...
    Cue more red faces and much hilarity..

    The film sucked tho but that bit made my day


    There was another film that sucked almost as bad but I cant remember the name, something to do with a creature that wakes up every few hundred years and eats people and they run it over at the end, something begining with C perhaps..

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig View Post
    There was another film that sucked almost as bad but I cant remember the name, something to do with a creature that wakes up every few hundred years and eats people and they run it over at the end, something begining with C perhaps..
    Not jeepers creepers?

    Even if it isnt that, still a DREADFUL film

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Yeah thats the fella..

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228333/

    Very very very very.....very very bad. You'd expect so much more from Mr. Carpenter. The sets would have embarrassed a 1970's Dr. Who set-designer.

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    Hard to find a good movie now-a-days, the girl with the dragon tattoo being an exemption. Howlers on the other hand are rife, the men who stare at goats/iron man 2/ and on..................

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    Re: How about your worst film ever?

    This also came to mind : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196158/

    A film called "Ticker". This is truly THE worst film of all time.

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