Am looking at a new house
with Sair
, and we NEED Broadband. It's not an option, its the law. Saw a nice house yesterday, and Zakky's first question was "Phat pipe ?"
Now he didn't know. I currently have NTL because my current housing estate has aluminium cable and not copper. BUT my house showed on the
www.getadsl.co.uk website as compatible. Wasn't until the BT dude showed that I was told the bad news.
HENCE I am overly cautious and needed to finds a way of 100% confirming that I could get ADSL at this new house, as NTL aint been to dig up the roads there.
Most ISP's want you to sign up and order, and the phone must be in your name before you can do that. And lets make this 100% clear, Zakky will NOT sign up to ADSL on someone esles house, without knowing he is gonna own the house.
Catch 22
The bloke who owns the house was happy to have as BT engineer visit, and I took his telephone number. CHecked it and it sohwed as being in a 512, 1mb and 2mb area, so my hopes were raised way higher. My house only showed as a 512, and so does Sair's house even today, and that is 300 metres from mine.
SO I rang BT, and waited 25 minutes
on hold, but got through. I explained and I begged. I must be good at begging. The lady I spoke too finally realised I was not a nutter and was deadly serious. But I pleaded and she eventually gave in.
So I am not gonna drop her in the cack, and she DID NOT tell me much, but I DID ask her if she would mind checking all the BT accounts in the same road, juat is case one of them was already on a BT Broadband deal. And fair play, she checked. Every one. I was so so gratefull I musta sounded like a right brown noser, but eventually I had no choice but to say "If I was to walk up the road in question and knock on every door and ask 'Excuse me, do you have broadband?' what would be the best doors to try?"
"Well Sir, I'd try number 2 first, and if they really wanted they could upgrade to a 1 meg from the one they might already have"
So, while it might have been a bit nuaghty of her, I would like to say this
BT I CURRENTLY LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF ONE MEMBER OF STAFF WHO WENT THE EXTRA MILE for a POTENTIAL CUSTOMER, someone who isn't even on the books yet
Mrs X, I salute you
New House is one step closer