I've had a look online and found guides for cleaning the switches of my exact mouse, so I'll probably give it a go. It's surprising the amount of things you can fix with a bit of alcohol on a cotton bud!
Hence why I noted confirmation bias in my first post. It's more due to how quickly it happened on this mouse rather than how it failed. Like I say it's gone wonky before it's even seen out the included set of alkaline batteries! I've had other mice for many years with much heavier use which have never encountered a problem like this. And FWIW there are identical complaints on the first page of Amazon reviews - I don't have to explicitly Google for this fault verbatim to find complaints of it. People on their support problems have had recurrent problems with even two identical replacement mice before giving up and going with something else.
No call for sarcasm. It's not illogical to consider wired/wireless being a contributing factor - wireless mice such as this one are designed in such a way as to minimise quiescent current - they're far faster to switch the sensors to a pulsed mode, switch off the radio, reduce polling rate, etc. It would make a lot of sense for them to reduce switch voltage (or rather, just use the much lower supply voltage as-is) switch contact oxidation is far more of a problem at lower voltages. Or, they could vary the debounce logic - like with most circuit design, there are trade-offs to be made, and power budget due to power source has a huge impact on them. I'm actually interested in testing that when I get it open. I've owned a Razer mouse in the past that actually got noticeably warm after a while - corded, naturally.
A good switch debouncer will still work fine with a pretty worn switch, and for a company as ubiquitous in this space as Logitech, you'd think they would be pretty good at it by now. My experience doesn't really tally with that. It's also a bit bizarre how you can, in Windows, increase the double-click interval, but not reject superhumanly-fast double clicks. Nice!
I haven't even used this one for a year.
Also as an update, it's right back to where it was even with the new batteries - seems it was just a bit of a fluke immediately after changing them.