Name that tune :P

[Hat]

Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away
Naan, oooooh oooooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow

Curry on, curry on
'Cause nothing really Madras

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, oooooh ooooooh
The Dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all

Guitar solo
I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Biriyani (Biriyani)
Biriyani (Biriyani)
Biriyani and a Naan
(a Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back 'cause the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
NO!
It's coming up again

(There he goes)
The chunder's coming back up again (there he goes)
Coming back up again (up again)
Here it goes again
(No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
(On his knees, oh there he goes)
This Vindaloo
It's about to wreck my guts
Poor me... poor me... poor meeeee...

guitar solo
So you think you can chunder and feel all right?
So you try to eat Curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here

[Tumble]

ROFLMAO... Technicolor yawn soooperb.. but wrong forum perhaps???

[Hat]

nah.. i dont go to other forums.. its full of crap like this

[Tumble]

methinks it shoulda gone in the Hotpot... but good Mess song matey! Good show old chap!

[Nick]

Well, can't let that pass without having a crack at a plane orientated one, now can I?

Ladies and Gentleman, for your pleasure...

"Rotary Engine Rhapsody"

Fockewulf, just killed a Yak,
Led my gunsights on his nose,
Pulled my trigger, down he goes.
Fockewulf, in a boom and zoom.
And now I’m gonna fly it far away.
Fockewulf, oooh, didn’t make it back to base,
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on… I’ll see you in HL.

Too late, my stall has come.
Buffets on my wings,
Control wires snap like springs.
Goodbye wing commander,
I’ve just been smoked.
Gotta leave you all behind and hit the silk.
Fockwulf, oooh (always in a flat spin)
I don’t want to die,
I sometimes wish I never taken off at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a plane.
(Bandits high, bandits low.. where the hell is my wingman)
Thunderbolts and Lightnings, very very frightening me!
Tally ho (Tally ho)
Tally ho (Tally ho)
Tally ho, here we go (Here we go)

I’m just alone here, bogeys all around me
(He’s on his own and he’s going low and slow,
Let’s blow his wings off and shoot him in his chute)
Here they come, here I go, will they let me go?
(Shoot him down… in a flaming ball of fire!)
Turning hard!
(Shoot him down… rake his plane with fire!)
Losing speed!
(Shoot him down… blow his tail clean off!)
Blacking out!
(Let’s all shoot him down)
Get away!
(Let’s all shoot him up)
Bugger off!
(It’s the frag that counts for us!)
Oh bloody hell, oh bloody hell…
I’m really in the cack.
Hang on a minute are those my friends I see?
I see… I seeeeeeeeeeeee!

(guitar break)

So you think you can shoot him and get clean away?
He’s been on the voice comms and yelling all day…
‘Oh, help me… can somebody save me’
Well, here we are and we’re all gonna blow you away….

(guitar riff)

Nothing really matters, just get back to your base.
Nothing really matters, except when a 109…
Gives chase…
(and then he blows my wings off….)

[Tumble]

oh superb.... postage on Netwings??

[[MA]DanglyBob]

Absolotomondo

[Zak33]

AWESOME WORK Dek

[Sair33]

Hehe, that was ace
(.....EXCEPT that I have now had the tune going around in my head all day!!)