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The code will be pm'd to the person with the funniest joke posted here.(I'm bored and have an extra code that i got from somewhere)
I don't want the code, but I couldn't resist posting a joke or three...
I asked my wife to pass me the newspaper.
"Don't be silly," she said. "Use my iPad."
That spider never knew what hit it.
I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
I poured my root beer onto a square cup. Now I just have a cup of beer...
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo bees
Last edited by Ferral; 13-01-2014 at 04:54 PM. Reason: Last joke edited out, little OTT for the forum
outwar6010 (13-01-2014)
Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
outwar6010 (13-01-2014)
A blonde is hanging out with her best friend. Best friend tells blonde " So, I slept with a Brazilian"
Blonde gasps and says "OMG!...wait, how many is a Brazilian?"
outwar6010 (13-01-2014)
Two snowmen sitting in a field when one snowman turns to the other and say's "can you smell carrots "
outwar6010 (13-01-2014)
LOL some nice stuff I chose a winner. You have been pm'd
Two canaries sitting on a perch, one of them says, "can you smell something fishy?"
A man goes to the doctor complaining that he has a strawberry stuck in his anus, the doctor says, "I have some cream for that".
Two goldfish in a tank, one says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
outwar6010 (14-01-2014)
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
outwar6010 (14-01-2014)
I don't want the code, but seeing as we've not had a joke thread for ages:
HMRC just got in touch, they said my tax return was outstanding. Not a bad review for a document I haven't even submitted yet.
outwar6010 (14-01-2014)
Originally Posted by kalniel
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