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  1. 16-12-2004, 09:44 AM #33
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    fantastic thread... "an Onamatopaeic Journey Through The World of IL2: Sturmovik"


    5* rating

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  2. 16-12-2004, 09:58 AM #34
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    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm
    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm
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    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm

    time = time x 4

    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm
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    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm

    *sigh*

    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm
    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm
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    Brrrrrrrrrm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm brrrmmmm

    /looks at map, realises he's been flying in the wrong direction for what is now an hour
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  3. 16-12-2004, 10:05 AM #35
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    /me spots Jiff..

    Naa chap, this is the scenic route
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  4. 16-12-2004, 10:09 AM #36
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    /Watches from his 'chute as Jiff and Stoo go by...

    Nope, you're on the right track lads... this is PF after all....
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  5. 16-12-2004, 10:10 AM #37
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    Ohhhhh.... so thats why ive seen no one for ages....
    Damn magnetic fields of the Earth....magnetic compasses....etc....
    Thats it, Im becoming a hermit!
    By the way, who knows where I can find a good job in the RAF, flying a tank?
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  6. 16-12-2004, 01:29 PM #38
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    Oh No Here comes Zak

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  7. 16-12-2004, 02:06 PM #39
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    LOL, its ZAK the MR Man of the skies

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  8. 16-12-2004, 02:23 PM #40
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    ......brrrbb........brrb........brrrb............


    phut........brrrd........brrbd........phut......spooooppphhhh.........phut..


    /long pause....gradually increasing whistle


    .....ppphutt.......brrb.....brrb......

    (I-16 comes into sight...low)


    phut....brrbb.......


    sqeel sqeel....sqeel........winggg ....wing......swching.........


    clunk.....

    BOSH...KA BOOM......


    right...next time someone is on externals and they see me landing my I-16 with a bunted engine, will they PLEASE remind me that I have two unused bombs underneath.

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  9. 16-12-2004, 03:03 PM #41
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    Wow, things are quite heated. I wanna join in....


    <- Starts propellor ->
    Drrr Drrr DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    ZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


    "Have sighted targets, moving in"


    RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

    Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun

    VVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

    Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW


    "Bomber command, the hun have brought in their secret weapon... send reinforcments!"

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  10. 16-12-2004, 03:04 PM #42
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    flap flap flap

    <squark squark>

    flap flap flap

    NEOOOOOWWWWWMMMM






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  11. 16-12-2004, 03:07 PM #43
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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



    I knew I had a smiley for this occasion
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  12. 16-12-2004, 03:35 PM #44
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    my favourite bit coming now

    hmmmmmmmmmm....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    HHMMMMMMMMM......HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

    (so you know thats the sound of elctric generator charging a LARGE VOLTAGE booster pack)



    /deathly silence



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    KLANGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!


    one HUGE mother-of-a search light splits the night sky with the power of an atom bomb...in a single death ray beam


    be afraid....Zak has his search light out

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    OMG he has us coned

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  14. 16-12-2004, 06:44 PM #46
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    god I LOVE search lights.

    I love them....I want one in my garden..I'd LOVE to cone a 747 as it flew over with help from neighbours with THEIR search lamps

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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  15. 16-12-2004, 07:40 PM #47
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    flying at tree top level in the open top I-16 getting ever closer to zak's search lights untill at just the right moment i invert and using a slingshot shoot out the lights before realising the I-16 dont fly very well upside down i scream like a girl and crash into the inevitable meeting place that all aircraft face "the ground" ,where luckily i survive only to get run over by a hapless Wildmonkey who has been trying to take off for the last 20miles

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    Quote Originally Posted by da_ging
    flying at tree top level in the open top I-16 getting ever closer to zak's search lights untill at just the right moment i invert and using a slingshot shoot out the lights before realising the I-16 dont fly very well upside down i scream like a girl and crash into the inevitable meeting place that all aircraft face "the ground" ,where luckily i survive only to get run over by a hapless Wildmonkey who has been trying to take off for the last 20miles
    I can take off now and finding the russian aircraft very goodski for flying at the moment
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