Coz they squel?Originally Posted by Beach
Oh, did he mean create one?
Originally Posted by Allen
Made me smile - there's a novel by Mary Gentle called 'Grunts' which carries the immortal line spoken by an Orc who, having a sacked an elf wagon train and 'enjoying' the company of one of the females, shouts "Bring me another elf, Sargeant, this one's split" - A great read, give it a go if you haven't yet - the hobbits are scurrilous thieves who eat human flesh, the Orcs are organised along the lines of the US marines (with accompanying hardware) and the Horde tries to take over the world using the democratic election process (like in Zimbabwe). It's very funny.
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