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    Ahem....

    /clears throat...

    Ker-cheer, chow, chow, chow, chow, chowchowchowchow...brrrrrupt, brupt,brupt, bruptbruptbruptbruptbrupt braaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick
    /clears throat...

    Ker-cheer, chow, chow, chow, chow, chowchowchowchow...brrrrrupt, brupt,brupt, bruptbruptbruptbruptbrupt braaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    They've let you out of the mental unit already ?

    Sheesh - Care in the community looks to be failing nowadays

    Either that, or the above is a cryptic post to the few on here that play IL-2 online.

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    Breeeeeeowwwwwwwww!

    Dakka dakka dakka.....
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    I think that means Nick wants to start flying a plane or two
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    Neeeeeowwwwwww...splooop!
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    Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

    Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa

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    surely if nick is flying a war plane its more like.

    Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

    boom..

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    Zreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


    bu-chur-bu-chur-bu-chur....k-k-k-k-k...braaap, braaap....

    Naaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    Dear lord - in the words of Edward Fox "spring chicken to ****ehawk in one easy lesson - dakka dakka dakka".....

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    na nanna na naaaaaaah naaaaaaaaaah naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (600mph power dive)
    flap flappitty flap creak CREAK UUUUUURGGHHHHHHHH (desperately trying to pull out)

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    Bit of Python


    Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.

    Idle: What-ho, Squiffy.

    Jones: How was it?

    Idle: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the
    how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his
    sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in
    the Bertie.

    Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.

    Idle: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite
    right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back
    on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his
    can in the Bertie.

    Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it
    slower.

    Idle: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.

    Jones: Hold on then -- Wingco! -- just bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's
    banter for a sec, would you?

    Chapman: Can do.

    Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.

    Idle: Bally Jerry... (he goes through it all again)

    Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.

    Idle: Something up with my banter, chaps?


    AIR RAID SIRENS

    (Enter Palin, out of breath)


    Palin: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and
    let's get the bacon delivered!

    Chapman (to Idle): Do *you* understand that?

    Idle: No -- I didn't get a word of it.

    Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.

    Palin: You know -- bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!


    (no reaction)


    Palin: Um -- Charlie choppers chucking a handful!

    Chapman: No no -- sorry.

    Jones: Say it slower, old chap.

    Palin: Slower *banter*, sir?

    Chapman: Ra-ther.

    Palin: Um -- sausage squad up the blue end?

    Idle: No, still don't get it.

    Palin: Um -- cabbage crates coming over the briny?

    The others: No, no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skii
    na nanna na naaaaaaah naaaaaaaaaah naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (600mph power dive)
    flap flappitty flap creak CREAK UUUUUURGGHHHHHHHH (desperately trying to pull out)
    struggles forward to the cockpit, heaves the dead co pilot out of his harnessed seat, and joins Skii in heaving this mother out of this monster dive.

    PUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    /shouts for Tumble.....

    we need help man....get outta that gun-pod and HELP US!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Zreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Ker-bOOOSH!!Ker-bOOOSH!!Ker-bOOOSH!!Ker-bOOOSH!!Ker-bOOOSH!!


    /lets fly with some cannon fire....
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    "Bomb-Aimer to Pilot - Can't you keep it steady up there I'm on the bomb run... leftleft.. riiiight... steeaaady... steeeeaady.. bombs gone! bomb doors closed... need a hand skipper?"

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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