In whom?Originally Posted by Vaul
In whom?Originally Posted by Vaul
Depends....have you left any villages unburnt and family pets of victims still breathing?Originally Posted by nichomach
"You want loyalty? ......get a dog!"
Look, I ran out of matches, alright? It could have happened to anyone...
Ah the setting fire of cats so then they would run home and set fire to the villages, is that the next topic?
That sounds dangerously close to the bit in "The Wasp Factory" with the flock of burning sheep coming over the hillside...Originally Posted by Devilbod
Its what Ghengis apparently did once, might be myth.
Could be a valid point in a public smoking ban thread.
I'm on a sticky wicket there, vested interest-wise (he says having just chugged a Marlboro)...
Apparently the Romans used burning pigs covered in pitch against war elephants. It seems that they were rather effective at unsettling the elephants and were thus an effective weapon against them. Now, don't ask me how some Roman came up with the idea of setting fire to pigs to combat elephants.
Pork scratchings anyone?
"You want loyalty? ......get a dog!"
would that be a ban on burning cats in public? Or would we have to use enviromentally friendly smokeless cats?Originally Posted by Devilbod
"You want loyalty? ......get a dog!"
LMAO, had to be someone drunk:
"I gots me an idea..burning pigs! Pigs look like giant mice and everyone know elepants are afraid of mice riight! Well we'll set fire to em, make em look like there from 'ell!"
*cough* Look, it was ONE pig, alright? And I put it out afterwards. And it was my birthday. And they spiked my beer.Originally Posted by Devilbod
lol
Smokeless cat of course! The question is whether chavs should be allowed to feed their cats with food that causes gas, claiming that the resulting explosion makes them go faster.
NiO2 cats
"You want loyalty? ......get a dog!"
Originally Posted by Devilbod
So, the motion (and I think I do mean "motion") before the house is "Is it morally justifiable for Chavs to forcefeed cats spicy beanburgers for incendiary effect?"?
The question is.....why am I sitting here at 2:00 in the morning pondering the effect of fitting a nitrous kit to a cat?
"You want loyalty? ......get a dog!"
PMSL
I have to agree off to bed for me once I've stoped laughing.
Night chaps.
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