Originally Posted by Skii
Good old John Stalker - I'd love to see what his house looks like :D
Here's my idea, like you can chip pets, Chip all burglars - stick a nice deep microchip inside them thats impossible to remove without some serious surgery, you could track the buggers all day, and they'd set off your alarm the minute they entered your property.
Sorted :)
Further to Vaul's Guardian reader comment, I have my popcorn and super-size coke ready at what I feel will be quite a sizeable thread :D :D