The British way of life...please help!!!

[Taz]

Listen guys (and gals), i've only got a 20K weight limit for luggage on my economy ticket on British Airways! Surely the Crown Jewels weigh more than 20KG?

[Theo]

A video containing day-time TV adverts. Ocean Finance, Accident lawyers and all that. At this moment in time there is NOTHING more British.

[nev_payne]

nothing says toffee nosed englishman more than the Times. - Broad sheet version ofc, none of these tabloid sized ones!

Rofl ....thats English to a t - I can't read that newspaper - half the words are with too long, or so old that my generation didnt see them through . Err you could add a classic mini into the mix?

[Taz]

I wonder if I can find a postcard that depicts a scene of a bloke in a bowler hat and a frumpy woman having a picnic in a green field full of cows. The picnic consists of scones with clotted cream and raspberry jam. Complete with Earl Grey tea of course! A classic Mini parked neatly nearby...

How nostalgic.

Or would the modern version of that postcard be an ASBO-convicted crowd of lads and ladettes puking up on a High Street on a Friday night, fag in one hand a and a can of Fosters in the other. Half-eaten Doner Kebabs, syringes and used condoms littering the street as a police van pulls up to arrest them.

[RVF500]

Bottle of white lightening, dvd of 'trisha'

Bottle of pimms and a dvd of Blackadder or fawlty towers.

That should show the social divide

I think you said UAE, not sure if you can take alcohol in. Check first. Some Gulf states don't allow it.

If not it's Tetley tea and Nescafe

[Starburn]

take a chav, don't worry we have enough to spare.
not sure on the customs policy regarding chavs/scallies though hmm.