might be slightly off topic now, but have we all heard the one about the christian going to heaven? (told by a catholic priest to me):
A religious jew (substitutable with basically anyone) dies and finds himself in heaven. He's walking along being shown around a little by an angel and after a while the angel tells him he has to be very quiet for a bit. They continue walking and go past a huge, walled in area. Eventually they get past and the guy asks what the area was and why they had to be so quiet. The angel tells him that it was the christians' bit, and they had to be quiet as they think they're the only ones up there
BTW for anyone who wishes to know, I'm a staunch atheist.