News - Rock Simulator 2014 jumps to No.9 on Steam Greenlight

[HEXUS]

But will this RPG simulation be as good as Goat Simulator?

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[Dooms]

I would buy it for 50p just for a laugh but I doubt its anything on Goat Sim!

[Jonj1611]

More money than sense springs to mind.

[Spiralking]

'Coal of Duty'

[Zhaoman]

It could be a very nice educational tool if you could follow the journey of your rock around the Earth as it is broken down and absorbed by living organisms and laid down again to be recycled. A handy chemical composition tracker would be nice to track what elements are accumulating or going missing in real time, in fact it would be cool if it all starts in the formation of the Sun, or even better from the start of the big bang. Why don't they just make a universe simulator? I would buy it!

[zaph0d]

'Coal of Duty'

*Groans* Still it's better than "Final Foidolite XIV - A Rock Reworked"

[Bagnaj97]

They really have reached the bottom stratum of simulators.

[CAT-THE-FIFTH]

I expect this game will get slated.

[Repressor]

Looks Gneiss so far.

[wyte_w0lf]

I expect this game will get slated.

That made me lol

[Bluecube]

Stone me! What they think of next?

[azrael-]

"...there's a rock on a parched saltflat kind of surface, this contrasts nicely with another screen showing the rock on lush green grass, a more dramatic scene is presented in the last screen, showing the rock near the precipice of a hill overlooking Nordic style woodland."

The amazing thing here is it's the same rock! Whoa! This has to be an insta-buy!

[Magpiez]

I don't know what to think tbh haha.. I want to laugh and cry at the same time.

[shaithis]

It could turn out to be a gem.

[Allen]

What a marbelous looking game!

[Andi-C]

May buy this just to get stoned !