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    Microsoft Word Dark Mode to gain a dark canvas option

    And Microsoft's patch Tuesday update fixed 56 Windows security vulnerabilities.
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    Re: Microsoft Word Dark Mode to gain a dark canvas option

    Something amusing about the most annoying word processor ever developed by Satan showing a "water quality report". I have to wonder if they're hinting they were responsible for the recent water hack.

    Or maybe using their software drove someone to try and murder the entire human race?

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    Re: Microsoft Word Dark Mode to gain a dark canvas option

    I'll make a Word virus that will search for letters "c", "r", "a" and "p", in this order, at a close distance, and paint them red if the document is a financial report. The authors, working at night of course, will see it in white on black and suspect nothing. The CEOs and investors will read it during the day or from a printed copy. Mwahaha!

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    Re: Microsoft Word Dark Mode to gain a dark canvas option

    Quote Originally Posted by Wirko View Post
    I'll make a Word virus that will search for letters "c", "r", "a" and "p", in this order, at a close distance, and paint them red if the document is a financial report. The authors, working at night of course, will see it in white on black and suspect nothing. The CEOs and investors will read it during the day or from a printed copy. Mwahaha!
    I'll be honest, if I ever found a zero-day for Word and could not get caught, I'd do something global and hilariously mischievous like that. Nothing wild, financially damaging or anything. Maybe change all electronic signatures on documents to "D. J. Trump" and a little turd emoji or something.

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