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    Finally a real reason to get an iphone


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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    That's it, there is now no way I'm getting an iPhone. I don't want to have to cheat on my girl friend to keep up with the averages.


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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    who has .3 of a partner? iphone owners more inclusive to threesomes

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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    Is it because the antenna is exposed and therefore the vibrations are better??

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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    Either that, or they lie and exaggerate their life more?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    As the blog’s author’s wryly observe: “Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting ****** by Apple.”
    Like it :-)

    P.S Dammit my iPhone broke a while ago.... I was wondering what happened! ;-)

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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    The graph is of average number of sexual partners, not how much sex you're getting. Almost completely unrelated, no?

    iPhone users probably all pay for sex, which is why their number of sexual partners is higher

    And don't forget, iPhone users all have to add on one to their total to account for the screwing they're getting from Steve Jobs.

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    Re: Finally a real reason to get an iphone

    HAHHAHAHAHHHAHA... that's hilarious... That's also the most ridiculous statistic I have ever read! But I will have to say... when I did have the iPhone I got a lot more woooos and awwwws from girls than when I used the Nokia e71 (current phone) or my Bold 9000. BUT that could also be because I had the iPhone 3G right when it came out, even before it got released to many countries. I bought the an unlocked version = P
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