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    Never Ever.....

    use your lightning fast Broad Band connection to download 40mb of Patches and Updates for XP 15 minutes before you need to leave for work

    Cos it then takes ages to INSTALL them......and HOWMANY TIMES DOES ZONE ALARM ASK FOR NEW ACCESS, BEING A SERVER etc....

    I tell ya what.....Im gonna re-install again real soon and be MUCH MORE PICCY and CHOOSY on what I install from Microsloth

    Its STILL INSTALLING....Im gonna be LATE

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    This.. is not good Zak.

    Are you doing the "grimace at the clock and listening to the sound of the hard drive grinding away" look yet?
    "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"

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    did ya make it intime Zak??

    hmmm.. my money's on yep.. i've heard about the speed you can drive at..

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    Got here but I nearly killed my car, cos I forgot my 2.2 was at work and I was in a 1.2 Corsa instead....so I ran out of my back door, locked it, and then thought...."holy cow, that is NEVER gonna get me to work fast enough "

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    LOL! I hate it when you're on your computer and trying to do something in the morning... you think you've got JUST enough time, but you never have... I do this pretty much every morning... I'll just do this... I'll just check out some web sites... then it ends up being 5 minutes after I should have gone... then I rush around looking for my keys... then another 5 minutes gone...

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    you and me Josh.....we should be locked up

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Last time I went on my computer before work I ended up being nearly 45 minutes late :/

    Never touch it in the mornings now.

    Living and dying laughing and crying
    Once you have seen it you will never be the same
    Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
    Hard and it is heavy dirty and mean

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    ah - the joys of flexi-time & living 10 mins walk away from work

    all the same, there's a limit to just how flexible flexi-time can be & i've had to sneak in via the loading bay before now, d'oh
    if it ain't broke...fix it till it is


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    Takes me less than 5 minutes to get to work, yet I am still late most days

    Living and dying laughing and crying
    Once you have seen it you will never be the same
    Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
    Hard and it is heavy dirty and mean

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