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    Windows Live Messenger Invites

    It would appear that like Gmail - There are going to be plenty of invties available for this.

    I have a couple spare myself. Its possible that other Hexites also have some spare.

    I you would really like one , post your passport ID here along with a (clean) joke and I'll send and invite.

    If you have spare invites and you see an unfulfilled one , please post here who you have invited.
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    invite sent

    remeber if you get allocated more than you can use then feel free to offer them here !
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    What happened to the hyena that fell in a vat of boiling water?

    It make a laughing stock of itself!

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    lol!

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    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He Smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears Formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature Through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
    "So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent Question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
    "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden"
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    A man walks into a bar, he walks up the wall, across the sealing, down the wall and orders a pint of beer.

    He finishes his beer and walks up the wall, across the sealing, down the wall and out of the door.

    A guy at the bar says to the bar tender "that was a bit strange?"

    The bar tender replies "yer, he normally orders a pint of larger"


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    Quote Originally Posted by kempez815
    kempez815 (at) hotmail (dot) com please

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He Smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears Formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature Through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
    "So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent Question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
    "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden"
    Oh god a love that one
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    atomic invite sent , but sadly I'm out of invites for now. I'm sure there will be other people with invites. Please try and wwork your way down the list if you have spares and keep the jokes coming !
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    Bill and Ben the flowerpot men were sitting in the bath together, Bill turned to look at Ben and went "Flobbleobbleobbleobbleobble" Ben replied, "That better not smell you "%!@!?*"
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    Thanks!

    If I get any ill be sure to post up on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by mgh0
    sitting in the bath together
    This thread has a strange theme going on
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    Shotgun 1st one for the awesome joke
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    Well if we all give one of our invites to this thread that we will have enough for everyone!
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    thats the idea
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