Midget for hire in ibiza

Hi

I am off to Ibiza on 12/06/08 and need to hire a midget to handcuff to the stag, any suggestions?

Dave

Lol. I suggest you ask that question on a different forum. Its not really what these forums here are about :)

Welcome to hexus anyway...

whatever you do , post up some pics on your return

Hi, check out the 'midgets for hire' section of the forums.

If you can't find anything there, then you might try the S+M section, (very popular place for some reason, beats me...) the freaks in there might have some ideas where you can get some handcuffs with midgets included.

Hope this helps? :D

Somebody saw that email that went around about a year ago... :D

Cracking idea, hope it works well for you guys.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Hi, check out the 'midgets for hire' section of the forums.

If you can't find anything there, then you might try the S+M section, (very popular place for some reason, beats me...) the freaks in there might have some ideas where you can get some handcuffs with midgets included.

Hope this helps? :D

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Nick, you are for hire aren't you. I would recommend Nick's special taser package...

*ducks and hides*

and no the taser jokes will never get old...

i thought nick only hired himself out as a smurf ?

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Originally Posted by DaveBurchell

Hi

I am off to Ibiza on 12/06/08 and need to hire a midget to handcuff to the stag, any suggestions?

Dave

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erm... welcome to heXus???

good luck finding a midget on short notice <that wasn't intentional :laugh: