Hello am new and I want kisses

[Spacky]

Hi all am new,

Please give me kisses and I will feel welcome and want to stay, if you can give me only a hug I understand and will not hold it against you.

PS am male so don't get too heavy oh and am straight, I'm just a little lively

[Funkstar]

/me runs away screaming...

hello

[Spacky]

Yoooooooooooooooooooo

About time someone replied lol

[Lee H]

Sorry its too cold to dish out the kisses, my lips would chap and start to crack

Welcome to the forum btw ... I'm sure the usual suspects will be in later to throw a small party

[Spacky]

No peck

Well am a little mad and the hyper kind so you may or may not get use to it

[specofdust]

Hmm, intresting, is Pyle on holiday? Havn't seen him about much, I guess he's on holiday or dead....

Anyway..welcome and stuff...enjoy the beans, but don't eat too many, in case they grow inside you and rupture your stomach lining, because then you'd spill powerfull hydrochloric acid all over your intestines and they'd cry(as well as melting and stuff).

When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror.

Enjoy your stay.

[Mutley]

Can you point me toward the loo? Thanks.

[Funkstar]

Out that way, turn left. Take the first right then keep going until you reach the fire exit. Walk backwards for 15 paces and spin round three times. A door will appear to your left, in you go.

if this is out of order for any reason you will need to file a report under hexus.toilet-trouble

have a nice day

[Michael]

/me kisses new member.

[Funkstar]

brave man

[shelley bda]

Ewww i'm not kissing a boy! bleuerrgghhh ugh boys smell and are silly

We'll be having non of that malarkey or somesuch ''round 'ere

Btw 'ello

[Spacky]

Pyle isnt on holiday, not sure where I've been.

All I can say is everything is normal here, michael kissing members and lee having chaps on his lips.

And hi.

Always liking to be different thats me

[CrapshoT]

Hello there!!!!
Will a couple of geordie kisses do m8.It's the only kind of kiss I give fellow blokes.

[XA04]

Your not welcome here, bugger off





Just kidding, welcome.

[poolking]

Welcome to Hexus.

[siuron]

kisses >333333333333333333333333333333333<