ramdom joke i have herd

[Mr_Sinister]

Here we go

One day George Bush was at the beach when he saw in the sand... written in pee "George Bush Sucks!!!" So he called deceives over to find out whose pee this was. About a week later the deceives came up to George and Said "Sir, we have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" George said he wanted the good news. So the deceives said to him "It was Dick Chaneys pee." Then George asked the bad news. And they sad that the bad news was that it was his wife's hand writing.


This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand in to his pants.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."


It goes in dry, and it comes out wet,
The longer its in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It's not what you think,
It's a Tetley Tea Bag.


A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a
headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of
the month.'"


A man told a co-worker that her hair smelled nice. The woman stormed into her supervisor’s office, wanting to file a sexual harassment suit. The supervisor was puzzled and asked, "What’s wrong with a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"The woman replied, "He's a midget."


I once knew a man from my class.
His balls were made out of brass.
In stormy weather, he clapped them together
and lightning flew out of his a*s.


Sorry is i ofendid anyone with them

[steve threlfall]

Sorry is i ofendid anyone with them

[Whiternoise]

Probably better suited to the Dodgy Joke Thread, but good show nevertheless!

[Mr_Sinister]

i have more but am scard of posting some of them as thay are a bit rude

[JK Ferret]

i have more but am scard of posting some of them as thay are a bit rude

Like it was said in the post above yours, try putting it in the Well Dodgy Joke Thread, I'd guess the vast majority of those have dirty themes . The few remaining being of the 'groan' type of bad