Army bed - must be at least a foot narrower than a normal single.
So left, right and middle.
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Right
Middle
Army bed - must be at least a foot narrower than a normal single.
So left, right and middle.
The dry side.
/oh god....
Vaul....you lower it all dontcha?
I sleep on the same side as I dress.
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
Okay - following Vaul, and as nobody's said it yet...
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Yeah I bet "you" would be.Originally Posted by 0iD
All I did was put the lid down and sat down while running the cold tap to get a glass of water @ about 4 am. I awoke at 7 still sat on the toilet lol
I lie the wrong way round with my feet at the headrest, just feels right.. and I need the light on. ( im not joking either...)
middle, wife gets pushed off bed sometimes
Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ?
I sleep on the right, even tho I have the whole thing to myself!
Except on Sundays when I wake up, look at the clock - smile coz its Sunday, sprawl out and go back to sleep!
If you're not living on the edge, you take up too much room
I occupy the whole bed... muwahaha...yea yea I know - hit the gym right? pffft.
I sleep on a couch.
Originally Posted by WildmonkeyUK
Must be a Northern thing! I too have found myself waking up in various places around the house... just last week I woke up in the bath tub after a friend's 21st birthday in a Conservative (spits) club migrated to a variety of bars in town, finishing in Stanley Casino (where I won £18 ). What happened after I walked one of my friends home, I have no idea... didn't half give the missus a shock when she came downstairs at 9.30am!
Maybe not a northern thing Once decided to walk home from my local accross country. Takes about 40 min sober & in daylight. Needless to say got lost, fell in a ditch, texted random people from my addrsss book to tell them I was in a ditch, giggling like a kid. Passed out.
Woke next morning by some old biddy's dog p*ssing on my feet. Lovely stagnant water soaked into clothes & something had nibbled holes in my jacket. Had to bin the lot & have hourly shours till the smell subsided.
Slept ont he sofa for a week, Mrs 0iD was NOT a happy bunny...
Middle here, king size & all mine. No lardy arsed smelly males clogging the place up.
starfish.
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