Though I'd post this here.
Can't afford a car, but I got meself a little bike.
It's a Kawasaki AR125. Tiny engine, but it only weighs about 120KG.
0-60 takes around 7 seconds when it's running nicely, and it tops out at an indicated 90mph, though it feels a lot faster.
Hoping to get a cheap 400 once i've got the cash, and done my test.
Here's a dodgy picture of me looking stupid while chasing my brother in his puma.