I kid you not.....my Signum knows STUFF...really vital stuff. It looks after me.
This is the finest example of modern technology showing us humans the errors of our ways.
Ready?....this is true.
I am driving home, cruise control on, and I decide to stop off at the Off License.....I turn off the cruise, use my indicators to come off the by-pass and slowly cruise into town.....I ease up the kerb, cos there is no parking on the road, and the auto gearbox downchanges, to first gear, for me, and the traction control stops me lighting up the tyre as I scrabble up the kerb.
I open the door, and the warning buzzer tells me that the lights are on. I switch them off.....Its been a long day. I'm tired.....
The key is still in the lock, and it buzzes to remind me to take it out. I do. I lock the car remotely, confident in its security now....as I walk away, putting my keys in my pocket, I accidently push the "unlock" button when all my keys gets shoved together in my trouser pocket. The car unlocks, and I dont know about it, but its not a problem, cos if ya dont open a door for 30 seconds, it re locks It does, and I'm clueless.
All sounds cool.....but lets face facts, its no hassle, all new cars do these things.
So whats so damn impressive that its worth telling you dudes about?
Well....I purchased 8 cans of lager, and dropped them into the passenger seat, switched on, and drove off......
and the cans of lager were so heavy that the Front Seat Occupancy Detection lit up the dashboard lights for SEAT BELTS REQUIRED IN PASSENGER SEAT
How cool is THAT? My car wanted me to protect my worthy investement of 8 cans of lager, by putting a seat belt on them
So I did
Ace car