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    But Why's It So Cold?. jon bda's Avatar
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    Smile Beemer Owners, Don't Look...

    ..Or indeed, anyone with a sensitive disposition...


    BMW Nightmares

    Spotted on another forum, thought you might enjoy it.

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    HAHA

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    LOL!

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    lol, I saw a good one today at work (at a service station). A E36 3-series with an M-bodykit, M3 logos on the front grill, on the side bump strips, the door mirrors, and the back. Quad exhausts (all 4 of them with huge exhaust tips with the hideous looking LED lights set in them. Listening to it coming in thought it sounded like a 4-cylinder engine, offered to check his oil, lift the bonnet, its a 318 coupe.

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    At least he can afford to mod it

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    To be honest he must of spent over £1000 on the mods when u consider fitting and painting, etc. For that he could have bought one with a decent engine. I'd rather have a 325i which looked standard than a 318i which looked like a M-Power bodyshop had thrown up on it

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    Originally posted by Thorburn
    To be honest he must of spent over £1000 on the mods when u consider fitting and painting, etc. For that he could have bought one with a decent engine. I'd rather have a 325i which looked standard than a 318i which looked like a M-Power bodyshop had thrown up on it

    some people prefer styling than power. and more power normally means... more regular visit's to petrol stations.



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    true, but why pretend your driving something its not, fine put a bodykit on it if u swing that well but don't badge it up like a higher spec model, it just makes u look sad.
    and frankly the way he was reving the thing (i.e. ragging the nuts off it) I think he'll be making more visits to petrol stations than if he drove a more powerful car sensibly

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    That is the best link I have seen for ages Some of those had me in tears, I mean what are they really thinking when they put those spoilers on? Do they seriously think it looks good? The only thing that I can think off it that they all must have been on drugs at the time.

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    man... what a great start to a monday mornin..

    really cool link... cheers m8e.. !!!`

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    What kind of **** drove that?!?!?!

    Personally I hate BMW drivers! Sorry!
    "All our beliefs are being challenged now, and rightfully so, they're stupid." - Bill Hicks

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    Originally posted by DaBeeeenster
    Personally I hate BMW drivers! Sorry!
    Ditto that.

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    I hate any driver of any make of car that feels he/she is above everyone else and that they do not need to use indicators, but BMW drivers do seem to suffer from the syndrome more than most.

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    Originally posted by DaBeeeenster

    What kind of **** drove that?!?!?!

    Personally I hate BMW drivers! Sorry!
    me too

    why do they all lye doewn i the reclined seats while wearing dark shades on a rainy day

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    I quite like #75 apart from the front spoiler, wouldn't be seen dead driving it though.

    The Hondas and the Golf are just shocking..
    Mini!!!!!

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    What on EARTH!? Those guys have no idea ...

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