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    My car is a [insert item of clothing here]* ...

    Another thread got me thinking - if your car was an item of clothing, what would it be?

    So, Elise... it's fast, impractical, not weatherproof, difficult to get in and out of...

    SO it's a...

    Nike Mayfly
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    Large, functional, german, simple and well worn.

    German army Parka

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    Pair o' Wellies




    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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    My birthday suit!









    Pic of car above.
    Not around too often!

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    Except old Wellies let the water in. Defenders let their water out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konan555
    Except old Wellies let the water in. Defenders let their water out

    AHHH.. but it aint a Defender it's too early for that... it's an '86 so it's a Ninety and it does let the water in... through the floor, through where the handbrake lever goes through the seat box and through the top of the doors

    It's really freaky driving through a ford at pace and getting the backs of your knees wet i tells ya

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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    no, not really. Pair of well made jeans. Levi red label or something. Relatively cheap, well made, reliable but absolutely nothing out of the ordinary and just about everyone and their dog owns them. (astra 1.7dti)

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    Old 'G' reg Honda Civic (absolutly amazingly mint with under 60k on the clock mind)

    I bit old man's motor, not too fast and comfy; Pair of slipers i reckon (or is that a Rover?)



    Right then, were are the suped up Corsa people? There is always one around...



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    I think mine would be a nice business suit, complete with a white shirt and a fairly bland but neat tie. Understated cufflinks and black, sensible shoes. Possibly with a pair of jockey Y-fronts underneath.

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    What would this be then?...


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    Cavalier - natch

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