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    We want a review on the Jazz Hexxeh..do it NOW!

    We need a road test man.....written like a pro journo.

    We want to know good, bad and exciting. Fuel consumption, driving style, ease of parking, turning circle, and what it feels like to own one.

    Don't be shy....a proper job!

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    We need a road test man.....written like a pro journo.

    We want to know good, bad and exciting. Fuel consumption, driving style, ease of parking, turning circle, and what it feels like to own one.

    Don't be shy....a proper job!
    i feel qualified to discuss games, hardware, or OSen, because i have extensive experience to pull from

    cars, my knowledge goes as far as "press the go button with your foot, and that makes the metal thing in the front go 'vroom'"

    so i'd feel embarrased trying to explain it, and i'd (quite rightly) have people saying "doesn't fooodrive's barmobille do such&such better" without being able to comment

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    wrong answer

    I think a users review would be infinateley more useful than a road testers road test!

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    I'd review it if I knew someone with one. Infact I think there should be a sticky thread where people review their cars. Nomatter how old or new
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    My mum has had three, great cars, might try and get insured on hers. Its going to be a toss up for me getting Peugeot 107 or the Jazz - although my opinion of the Jazz is at an all time low when I see the average age of those driving them

    This can be easily summed up by my next door neighbours, both 65+ replacing their K-Reg Nissan Micra with one. They are both disabled and have displayed a disabled badge in their car for years. Their 54-reg Jazz is luminous yellow, the 1.4 Sport, with side skirts and spoilers and what have you. This is coming from the couple that I swear have identical matching crappy brown cardigans, and go down to the shops on those disability electric wheelchair dooberrys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard


    I'd review it if I knew someone with one. Infact I think there should be a sticky thread where people review their cars. Nomatter how old or new
    Seconded

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    Sounds fun.

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    but in a maximum of 6 words....

    e.g. light-weight, sure-footed, bites back...
    http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk

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    how about a haiku?

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    sound Japanese enough

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Japanese motor
    No torque, but fine once sped up
    Infinite boot space

    \o/

    tell you what, if you get a home-car-reviews thread started, i'll add my tuppence-hapenny-worth

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    been thinking of it for a while....but how to moderate it.

    It MUST be balanced.

    My 3 and 1 thread was aimed at the start of it........but I could'nt see a way

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Yes there's "review your hardware" threads/forums on here, we need a "review your car" thread. THen everyone will see how rockin' Meganes are, and go buy one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    everyone will see how rockin' Meganes are, and go buy one.
    /shouts "LOWE.....take him away!!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    yeaaaahhhhh...........................................yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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