Just seen the funniest thing ever

[Trash Man]

I've just been down to the chippy to get some dinner, on why there I was amazed at what I saw and heard.

At first all I could hear was a very loud bass line and gradually it louder and louder until I could make out what the track was, it was Ice Ice Baby, being pumped out a stupid volume from a B reg, rust coloured Nova, which was driving up road. Had a little chuckle to my self and carried on walking to the chippy.

Dinner in hand, walking back he comes past again. Same song blaring out, this must have been at least 5 minutes later so he must have been repeating the track on purpose. This time he was coming at me so I got a good look at him in his rude boy driving pose .

I have not laughed so hard in years. Dunno if he knew I was laughing at him or not, but it was just so funny. The only thing I can think is that he was doing for either a dare or a bet.

Shame he never had a Burberry cap on, that would have finished off nicely

[Skii]

Nova

Case officially rested.

[Tumble]

lol poor old Nova's.. getting some stick this week aint they?


Would Sir care for a crowbar? Sticks are so very "yesterday" you see Sir....

[Maffu]

We were all young, and more so naive, once upon a time.

[Stringent]

I'm surprised the car held together!

Heh, I have NEVER had a Nova and never will!

[3Dfx]

pumped out a stupid volume from a B reg, rust coloured Nova

I'm surprised. NOT

[Ravens Nest]

I used to be a big fan of vanilla ice, his first album was very good but fame is fickle so i got bored of it quickly and moved on to NWA, Ice T e.t.c.

He must have been having a laugh keep the song on repeat

i listened to that album so much it is burned in my brain!!

[Nemeliza]

lol those notorious nova drivers,
The last sime i heard a bassline blaring i awaited a old banger that was being ripped apart from the bass, but to my suprise i was graed with a Nissan Skyline...shut me up good!

[steve threlfall]

Yo vanilla kick it one time boyyyyye
Yo lets kick it, ice ice baby, ice ice baby
Alright STOP... LISTEN ice is back kick it

[Maffu]

Ugh.

Alright stop, colaborate and listen. ICE is back with my brand new invention.
Something, that grabs a-hold of me tightly. Glows like a light -- daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't. Turn on the mic, and I'll flow...

...heh. Those were the days.

[Punky]

lol at this. my m8's got a Seat Marbella, its a lump of poo, but we were bored and put some mahoosive sterio speakers we found in my loft in the boot, wired em in to his headunit (tape and radio, no fast-forward or rewind). its soo loud now, shame we only got one tape - Scatman John!

[Enverex]

Ever listened to the "Rice Rice Baby" song spoof? I'll find it when I get home for you lot....

NS

[steve threlfall]

Originally posted by Maffu
Ugh.

Alright stop, colaborate and listen. ICE is back with my brand new invention.
Something, that grabs a-hold of me tightly. Glows like a light -- daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't. Turn on the mic, and I'll flow...

...heh. Those were the days.

I can only imagine they were i think its a great track anyway

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5. 0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No - I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo - so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine - All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo - I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

here are the REAL lyrics

intrestingly the site is got these from seemed to want me to view no less than 15 pop up ads beofore i reached what i was looking for /strokes by pop up stopper

[wilsonian]

the worrying thing is when i was reading the words of the song i was doing it in time to the beats! ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Rave]

When I was a kid I knew all the words to Ice Ice Baby off by heart...and Turtle Power too, come to think of it

"They didn't say we'll be there in half an hour,
Cos they displayed- Turtle Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!"

Nice, I might have to pump that up soon, I'm getting fed up with Daphne and Celeste and the smurfs.

Rich :¬)

[Theo]

Vanilla Ice did an album produced by Ross Robinson a few years ago. On two of the tracks there are appearances from Casey Chaos and former member, Sonny Mayo, from LA punk band Amen. Made me giggle when I first heard it... I don't expect anyone to understand what might be funny about it though.