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    Talking Just seen the funniest thing ever

    I've just been down to the chippy to get some dinner, on why there I was amazed at what I saw and heard.

    At first all I could hear was a very loud bass line and gradually it louder and louder until I could make out what the track was, it was Ice Ice Baby, being pumped out a stupid volume from a B reg, rust coloured Nova, which was driving up road. Had a little chuckle to my self and carried on walking to the chippy.

    Dinner in hand, walking back he comes past again. Same song blaring out, this must have been at least 5 minutes later so he must have been repeating the track on purpose. This time he was coming at me so I got a good look at him in his rude boy driving pose .

    I have not laughed so hard in years. Dunno if he knew I was laughing at him or not, but it was just so funny. The only thing I can think is that he was doing for either a dare or a bet.

    Shame he never had a Burberry cap on, that would have finished off nicely
    Last edited by Trash Man; 19-11-2003 at 08:32 PM.

    Living and dying laughing and crying
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    Nova

    Case officially rested.

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    lol poor old Nova's.. getting some stick this week aint they?


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    We were all young, and more so naive, once upon a time.

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    I'm surprised the car held together!

    Heh, I have NEVER had a Nova and never will!

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    pumped out a stupid volume from a B reg, rust coloured Nova
    I'm surprised. NOT

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    I used to be a big fan of vanilla ice, his first album was very good but fame is fickle so i got bored of it quickly and moved on to NWA, Ice T e.t.c.

    He must have been having a laugh keep the song on repeat

    i listened to that album so much it is burned in my brain!!

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    lol those notorious nova drivers,
    The last sime i heard a bassline blaring i awaited a old banger that was being ripped apart from the bass, but to my suprise i was graed with a Nissan Skyline...shut me up good!

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    Yo vanilla kick it one time boyyyyye
    Yo lets kick it, ice ice baby, ice ice baby
    Alright STOP... LISTEN ice is back kick it

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    Ugh.

    Alright stop, colaborate and listen. ICE is back with my brand new invention.
    Something, that grabs a-hold of me tightly. Glows like a light -- daily and nightly.
    Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't. Turn on the mic, and I'll flow...

    ...heh. Those were the days.

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    lol at this. my m8's got a Seat Marbella, its a lump of poo, but we were bored and put some mahoosive sterio speakers we found in my loft in the boot, wired em in to his headunit (tape and radio, no fast-forward or rewind). its soo loud now, shame we only got one tape - Scatman John!

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    Ever listened to the "Rice Rice Baby" song spoof? I'll find it when I get home for you lot....

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    Originally posted by Maffu
    Ugh.

    Alright stop, colaborate and listen. ICE is back with my brand new invention.
    Something, that grabs a-hold of me tightly. Glows like a light -- daily and nightly.
    Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't. Turn on the mic, and I'll flow...

    ...heh. Those were the days.
    I can only imagine they were i think its a great track anyway

    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

    Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
    I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
    Quick to the point, to the point no faking
    I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
    Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
    And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
    I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin' in my 5. 0
    With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
    The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
    Did you stop? No - I just drove by
    Kept on pursuing to the next stop
    I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
    That block was dead

    Yo - so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
    Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
    Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
    Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
    Reading for the chumps on the wall
    The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
    Gunshots ranged out like a bell
    I grabbed my nine - All I heard were shells
    Falling on the concrete real fast
    Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
    Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
    I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
    Police on the scene, You know what I mean
    They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
    If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

    Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
    Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town, that created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
    Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
    Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
    If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
    Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
    Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
    If there was a problem, Yo - I'll solve it!
    Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

    Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

    Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
    Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

    here are the REAL lyrics

    intrestingly the site is got these from seemed to want me to view no less than 15 pop up ads beofore i reached what i was looking for /strokes by pop up stopper

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    the worrying thing is when i was reading the words of the song i was doing it in time to the beats! ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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    When I was a kid I knew all the words to Ice Ice Baby off by heart...and Turtle Power too, come to think of it

    "They didn't say we'll be there in half an hour,
    Cos they displayed- Turtle Power!
    T-U-R-T-L-E Power!"

    Nice, I might have to pump that up soon, I'm getting fed up with Daphne and Celeste and the smurfs.

    Rich :¬)

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    Vanilla Ice did an album produced by Ross Robinson a few years ago. On two of the tracks there are appearances from Casey Chaos and former member, Sonny Mayo, from LA punk band Amen. Made me giggle when I first heard it... I don't expect anyone to understand what might be funny about it though.

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