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    Worst One Liners in Films

    Following on from talking about Arnies "wonderful" one liners - whats (In your Humble Opinion) the worst One Liner out there?

    Personally "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" from Con-Air makes me cringe just thinking about it....
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    Anything where the actor repeats themselves to enforce their point! E.G. Ghostbusters where Peter and Ray are talking outside of their University (I think), drink in hand. Ray asks Peter a question, and Peter replies: "I don't know. I don't know.".

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    "Its raining"

    "Is it? I hadn't noticed.."

    four weddings and a funeral

    vomit inducing cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skii
    "Its raining"

    "Is it? I hadn't noticed.."

    four weddings and a funeral

    vomit inducing cheese
    I defiantly think that’s the worse one ever, didn't it come top in a recent poll of the worst movie one liners? Think I remember seeing it in one of the papers.

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    Demolition Man (Stallone) has a ton of terrible one liners including the following two that I can think of off the top of my head:

    1. Stallone swinging a TV at Snipes's head; "You're on TV!"

    2. Stallone about to kick a frozen Snipes's head off; "Heads Up!"

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    Anything that Vin Diesel says

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    Quote Originally Posted by bertie
    Anything that Vin Diesel says
    lol

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    arnie when he says "F*** you!"
    actually everytime he speaks in total recall
    another arnie one "Hey, want to be a farmer?" [Kicks cop in the balls.] "Here's a couple of ACRES!"

    actually, everything he says, ever!

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    I live my life a quarter mile at a time - ruined the whole film lol

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    Most of the normal peeps, Stalone, Arnie, Bond has some bad ones too

    Best one liner - "Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

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