Like these:
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationery truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows.
Clumsy crooks http://www.clumsycrooks.com/
Dumb laws (still on statute books) http://www.dumblaws.com/ (one of my favs is the law prohibiting you from throwing a live moose from a moving aircraft, WTF)
More dumb criminals http://www.dumbcriminals.com/
And of course tech tales http://www.techtales.com/techroom.html
They all say that these are true (the dumb laws are) stories, but can anyone really be as stupid as some of these criminals.
Very funny. Although technically, you don't have a date of birth every year, you have a birthday....
I was watching the 100 Greatest Stand-Ups the other day and they showed the clip of Jasper reading the Australian insurance claims, and it's even funnier watching him read them out!
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment
best joke type thread EVER!
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