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    3 Quick Questions.

    1) What did the bloke who invented the Drawing Board go back to, when he messed up?

    2) What do garderners do when they retire?

    3) Where are voting booths kept for the rest of the year, and why don't we vote there?


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    1) The patch of mud/sand that he scraped the original idea in...

    2) Ever wondered why tarmac contractors are always old blokes?

    3) I doubt you'd like to vote in a cupboard in the basement of the town hall

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    ok.....

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    before sliced bread . what was the best????

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    Originally posted by Tumble
    3) I doubt you'd like to vote in a cupboard in the basement of the town hall
    So THAT'S where they keep them!

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    What if there were no rhetorical questions?
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    Re: 3 Quick Questions.

    Originally posted by Vaul
    1) What did the bloke who invented the Drawing Board go back to, when he messed up?
    chalk drawings on the walls depicting men throwing spears at animals

    2) What do garderners do when they retire?
    They'd be dead ... so nothing

    3) Where are voting booths kept for the rest of the year, and why don't we vote there?
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    The void, which only opens once an election needs to take place


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    how does the snowplough driver get to work?
    Recycling consultant

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    He has one in his garage. Simple really!

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