Anybody ever woken up and not been able to move?

[bigblue]

Never had this, never even heard of it. Quite thankful too as it would probably stop my sleepwalking. That's great fun. Except getting slapped awake by the missus at the top of the stairs as I try to make my way down them, dead to the world.

Actually, maybe the slapping thing is just a ruse she uses when I wake up when she's trying to chuck me down the stairs. Hmmm...

[kickstart 1]

My ex used to complain of waking up and being unable to move with nothing apparently holding her down, she was even able to make moaning noises, although she was incapable of full speech at these times.


After a little experimentation though, i finally got the dose right and she couldnt make any noise.

So thats it !! and to think my ex o/h told me we had a poltergeist

[Kezzer]

I woke up and had lost all of my memory once, then I fell into a coma. Good times.