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  1. 22-05-2007, 01:39 PM #1
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    I've just written the next harry potter screenplay....

    1st 2 3rds of the the film

    Harry: I'm full of anger and no one believes me

    Ron: Bloody Hell

    Hermione : ooh I'm going through puberty

    last 3rd of the film

    Harry : See I was right , now I have to save the day

    Ron: Bloody Hell

    Hermione : look I'm the best , but ultimately useless , isn't that ironic


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    sorry was pasted from a random MSN conversation

    I think they have the good coffee in the machine today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    sorry was pasted from a random MSN conversation

    I think they have the good coffee in the machine today.
    Must be very good!

    I don't need to read them now. (I tried and failed)
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    Reads better than the original by what I can see...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    Must be very good!

    I don't need to read them now. (I tried and failed)
    Well, the actual books are slightly longer than that, but that is the general gist.
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    that is possibly the best summary for a movie.

    Except, for this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRjEp6vsOzQ

    his other ones are funny too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyk View Post
    Well, the actual books are slightly longer than that, but that is the general gist.
    Well i did guess that! as otherwise they would be lots of blank pages or very large letters!

    My family all read them, but I tried the first one and gave up after 3 pages. Just not my kinda thing.

    Quite enjoyed the film i've seen tho
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    well imagine with film with less 'bloody hells' and more re-hashed plot devices.
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