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  1. 23-05-2007, 06:59 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    He he i cant believe your mum says .."what a bummer"
    she's......quite broad minded.

    Many a friend has left her company, blue with shock.
    I'm proud of her restraint so far

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  2. 23-05-2007, 07:41 PM #66
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    Thank you!

    Wow lads!
    Thanks for the warm welcome. I haven't been this popular since that time with the dishcloth, the empty wine bottle and the rhododendron bush!
    Oh.......and the matches.






    Nearly forgot the matches!
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  3. 23-05-2007, 07:54 PM #67
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    The Hoff

    Hey Chicken, thanks for the photo of The Hoff.

    I used to fancy him until he wet his pants in public!!!!!
    If there's one thing I hate, It's an incontinent man!




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    The important question to be answered is why now. Not that i'm complaining, i'm laughing my heart out at this

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  5. 23-05-2007, 08:24 PM #69
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    Zak your mum might be broad minded , but she doesnt write/sound like an 'older' lady ? Me thinks more proof is required , at the risk of a flaming !

    Zak edit: chap.....trust me......it's not a trick, it's my Ma. Where do think I get my personality from? She's far more astute and writes 1000 times better than I do
    Last edited by Zak33; 24-05-2007 at 09:38 AM. Reason: He's gotta be joking ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Zak your mum might be broad minded , but she doesnt write/sound like an 'older' lady ? Me thinks more proof is required , at the risk of a flaming !
    are you gunning for what i think your gunning for
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  7. 23-05-2007, 10:31 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Zak your mum might be broad minded , but she doesnt write/sound like an 'older' lady ? Me thinks more proof is required , at the risk of a flaming !
    It isn't a joke i'm 100% sure of that.

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  8. 23-05-2007, 10:33 PM #72
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    The cool one agrees....


    Something fishy is going on....

    I'm not convinced.
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  9. 23-05-2007, 11:15 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    one day I'll elaborate on the day after this story.

    and my mum making me clean 3 duvets sodden with puke in the bathroom while I had the worst hangover in the history of Europe since 2000 BC.

    and then going to HighSchool afterwards.

    /sigh
    High School? You went all the way to the States to go to school? Thats hardcore!
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  10. 23-05-2007, 11:18 PM #74
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    id have loved to go to secondary in the states, it would have been all "hi im from England"

    "iss that in france y'all?"
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    The 'AGE' thing

    It seems some of you don't believe I'm real! Believe me, I am.
    So TIG, Kickstart and Bazzlad, I'm sorry to disappoint but I am 60, look like 80 and feel 90! You definitely would NOT want a picture of me!




    Enough already!

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    It's the turn of phrase as opposed to anything else.

    But I'm easily turned, so I now believe you.
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  14. 24-05-2007, 09:34 AM #78
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    High School: in Bucks we still had 12 plus exams and grammar schools, and where I was brunged up, the mixed sex school for those who passed was Chesham High School

    And trust me...be assured...this is my Mum's second forray into forums, and it is definately her.....it's not April fools day guys.

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    hey i believed you already

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponolops View Post
    Wow lads!
    Thanks for the warm welcome. I haven't been this popular since that time with the dishcloth, the empty wine bottle and the rhododendron bush!
    Oh.......and the matches.






    Nearly forgot the matches!

    If you add a fake beard to that then you pretty much have my impression of Moses and the Burning Bush,


    although i hear theres a version that doesnt include any plants, and is more of a depilatory action....
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