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Thread: Royal Ascot starts today but the hats - WTF?

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    Royal Ascot starts today but the hats - WTF?

    I know it's tradition to wear "outlandish" hats for ascot, but seriously, how can any woman look at one of those hats and think "that would look really good on me"
    I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

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    I dont think its a case of looking good , its a case of drawing the most attention to them!

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    as the male of the breed, i doubt we will ever understand that hat and shoe thing they do...

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    oooooh shoes!

    i'm not as bad as most women, but i do like shoes

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    The York races bimbos are just as bad, stupidly huge hats that look like they belong in a veggie store or as a doorstop

    And as for wearing spike heels in sopping mud THEN moaning about it.

    Saying that, some of the blokes are just as bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    oooooh shoes!

    i'm not as bad as most women, but i do like shoes
    i thought you were a bloke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    i thought you were a bloke?
    i am, i just like shoes (but conversely have a thing against feet). If i remember right, i have 3 pairs of trainers and 7 pairs of shoes in my bedroom that i wear regularly. There are other pairs in a cupboard that i don't wear but don't want to chuck.

    Jackets too, i have a few of them. But just generally clothes are good.


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    2 pairs of comfies (vans n etnies) that i wear till they die, a pair of running shoes and a pair of work shoes.. fin
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    i thought you were a bloke?
    Just thought. I am male, but I'm not a 'bloke' or a 'lad'.

    EDIT: oh, and completely straight as well. i just like nice stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Just thought. I am male, but I'm not a 'bloke'
    you cannot escape the dictionary!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Just thought. I am male, but I'm not a 'bloke' or a 'lad'.

    EDIT: oh, and completely straight as well. i just like nice stuff
    Sorry but that cracked me up the way you just got that in there lol
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    he is completely straight, i spent several hours in his company and he didnt try to touch me up once.... and i'm gorgeous and irresistable /nod
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    see! that just proves it!

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    likes fancy things - secret identity?
    Last edited by MadduckUK; 19-06-2007 at 12:50 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    i said nice, not fancy.

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