Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 16 of 30

Thread: Caption Competition: The Return of the Toothpaste

  1. #1
    The King of Vague Steve B's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    5,051
    Thanks
    116
    Thanked
    67 times in 63 posts

    Caption Competition: The Return of the Toothpaste


    so here i am, happily hunting for a good potato masher in google images, when i come across this.
    Give it your best people!

  2. #2
    0iD
    0iD is offline
    M*I*A 0iD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Happy Llama Land
    Posts
    13,247
    Thanks
    1,435
    Thanked
    1,209 times in 757 posts
    • 0iD's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Leave my mother out of it!
      • CPU:
      • If I knew what it meant?
      • Memory:
      • Wah?
      • Storage:
      • Cupboards and drawers
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Slate & chalk
      • PSU:
      • meh
      • Case:
      • Suit or Brief?
      • Operating System:
      • Brain
      • Monitor(s):
      • I was 1 at skool
      • Internet:
      • 28k Dialup
    She always wanted to be in television
    [
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

  3. Received thanks from:

    JK Ferret (03-07-2007)

  4. #3
    Darkside Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    York, UK
    Posts
    356
    Thanks
    53
    Thanked
    23 times in 14 posts
    • Gunwitch's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte 870A-UD3
      • CPU:
      • AMD Phenom II x4 Quad Cor
      • Memory:
      • 8gig Corsair XMS3
      • Storage:
      • 500gig
      • Graphics card(s):
      • EVGA 1024meg 560TI DS Superclocked
      • PSU:
      • NorthQ 850 Black Magic Modular
      • Case:
      • Coolermaster HAF 912
      • Operating System:
      • Win 7
      • Monitor(s):
      • Cibox C2201D 22
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Cable
    WTF IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "With my bubble and joystick i shall rule the world BWAHAHAHHAHAHA"
    [QUOTE]Clunk - If you hold a bright light up to the grills on the back, with the monitor off, they will fly out, unless they are dead, in which case, they wont.[QUOTE]

    Combat Revolution: www.combatrevolution.net

  5. #4
    Bonnet mounted gunsight megah0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Birmingham
    Posts
    3,381
    Thanks
    79
    Thanked
    73 times in 49 posts
    The new face trackball did have its drawbacks.
    Recycling consultant

  6. #5
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,293
    Thanks
    649
    Thanked
    1,580 times in 1,006 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    "Julie soon realised it was a bad idea to drink before trying to send the mini-sub down to explore the titanic"
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

  7. #6
    Nefarious Networker Dareos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Larkhall, Scotland
    Posts
    3,377
    Thanks
    451
    Thanked
    399 times in 296 posts
    • Dareos's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z77 - UD3H
      • CPU:
      • Intel i5 Ivy Bridge
      • Memory:
      • 16GB Corsair Vengeance
      • Storage:
      • Crucial M4 128GB, Seagate Barracuda 2TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Gigabyte Geforce 670 OC Windforce x 2
      • PSU:
      • Corsair 1050 Modular
      • Case:
      • Fractal R3
      • Operating System:
      • Win 7
      • Monitor(s):
      • 27" DGM and 40" Samsung TV
      • Internet:
      • 152 Mb Virgin
    Beth realised that cybersex wasn't all its cracked up to be
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

  8. Received thanks from:

    streetster (03-07-2007)

  9. #7
    Senior Member Stringent's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Neverland
    Posts
    5,227
    Thanks
    45
    Thanked
    155 times in 117 posts
    • Stringent's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Intel DQ57TM
      • CPU:
      • Intel i5 760
      • Memory:
      • 8GB
      • Storage:
      • 1TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • NVIDIA Geforce 260GTX
      • PSU:
      • Corsair HX620
      • Case:
      • Coolermaster Centurion
      • Operating System:
      • Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dual Iiyama 24"
      • Internet:
      • Patchy
    Does this make my bum look big?

  10. #8
    0iD
    0iD is offline
    M*I*A 0iD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Happy Llama Land
    Posts
    13,247
    Thanks
    1,435
    Thanked
    1,209 times in 757 posts
    • 0iD's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Leave my mother out of it!
      • CPU:
      • If I knew what it meant?
      • Memory:
      • Wah?
      • Storage:
      • Cupboards and drawers
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Slate & chalk
      • PSU:
      • meh
      • Case:
      • Suit or Brief?
      • Operating System:
      • Brain
      • Monitor(s):
      • I was 1 at skool
      • Internet:
      • 28k Dialup
    So this is virtual reality, personally it feels like im actually wearing a TV on my head.
    [
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

  11. #9
    hi unreal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    East London & Birmingham City Uni
    Posts
    3,657
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked
    37 times in 30 posts
    • unreal's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Intel iMac 20" & Macbook
      • CPU:
      • Intel Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0Ghz
      • Memory:
      • 4gb DDR667
      • Storage:
      • 1TB 7200 Int + 1.5Tb Ext
      • Graphics card(s):
      • ATi Radeon 2400XT
      • PSU:
      • 95W or something?
      • Case:
      • Intel iMac 20" Aluminium
      • Operating System:
      • OSX Snow Leopard (Win 7 x64 on Macbook Bootcamp)
      • Monitor(s):
      • 20" @ 1680x1050 & 27" 1080p HDTV
      • Internet:
      • O2 10mb
    And Sue soon came to the conclusion that wearing a Tescos security camera wouldn't allow her to see everything.

  12. #10
    Does he need a reason? Funkstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Aberdeen
    Posts
    19,874
    Thanks
    630
    Thanked
    965 times in 816 posts
    • Funkstar's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte EG45M-DS2H
      • CPU:
      • Intel Core2Quad Q9550 (2.83GHz)
      • Memory:
      • 8GB OCZ PC2-6400C5 800MHz Quad Channel
      • Storage:
      • 650GB Western Digital Caviar Blue
      • Graphics card(s):
      • 512MB ATI Radeon HD4550
      • PSU:
      • Antec 350W 80+ Efficient PSU
      • Case:
      • Antec NSK1480 Slim Mini Desktop Case
      • Operating System:
      • Vista Ultimate 64bit
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 2407 + 2408 monitors
      • Internet:
      • Zen 8mb
    Nothing works faster than Zovirax cold sore cream

  13. Received thanks from:

    [GSV]Trig (03-07-2007),Clunk (03-07-2007),mycarsavw (03-07-2007)

  14. #11
    finding nemo staffsMike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    11,498
    Thanks
    197
    Thanked
    794 times in 741 posts
    • staffsMike's system
      • Motherboard:
      • evga 680i
      • CPU:
      • e6600
      • Memory:
      • geil ultra pc6400
      • Storage:
      • WD 320gb
      • Graphics card(s):
      • leadtek 8800 GTS 640mb
      • PSU:
      • ocz gameXstream 700w
      • Case:
      • akasa eclipse
      • Monitor(s):
      • dell 2007wfp and Lg L194WT
      • Internet:
      • pipex homecall
    Having been so dissapointed with human reproduction...darth vader tried his luck with TV's

    the results were...interesting.

  15. #12
    Tech-ignorant Factoid
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    2,904
    Thanks
    417
    Thanked
    114 times in 80 posts
    She never realised the webcam could see into her head...

  16. #13
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    Daily Mail invents new way to protect your children from webcam paedophiles....

  17. Received thanks from:

    Agent (03-07-2007),Dareos (03-07-2007)

  18. #14
    Senior Member kickstart 1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    1,037
    Thanks
    73
    Thanked
    26 times in 18 posts
    You spend to long on that pc , i told you , you would end up looking like one.

  19. Received thanks from:

    JK Ferret (03-07-2007)

  20. #15
    Ah, Mrs. Peel! mike_w's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Hertfordshire, England
    Posts
    3,326
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked
    9 times in 7 posts
    <computer voice>Bidibidibidi</computer voice>
    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

  21. #16
    Nefarious Networker Dareos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Larkhall, Scotland
    Posts
    3,377
    Thanks
    451
    Thanked
    399 times in 296 posts
    • Dareos's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z77 - UD3H
      • CPU:
      • Intel i5 Ivy Bridge
      • Memory:
      • 16GB Corsair Vengeance
      • Storage:
      • Crucial M4 128GB, Seagate Barracuda 2TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Gigabyte Geforce 670 OC Windforce x 2
      • PSU:
      • Corsair 1050 Modular
      • Case:
      • Fractal R3
      • Operating System:
      • Win 7
      • Monitor(s):
      • 27" DGM and 40" Samsung TV
      • Internet:
      • 152 Mb Virgin
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B View Post

    so here i am, happily hunting for a good potato masher in google images, when i come across this.
    Give it your best people!

    Even after the horrific accident with the Salon's hairdryer, Shirley was determined to learn to fly
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Win a Wii - Telegraph caption competition
    By Steven W in forum Gaming
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 19-12-2006, 03:45 PM
  2. Caption competition
    By Howard in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 25-04-2005, 12:25 PM
  3. A Brand New Caption Competition
    By megah0 in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 45
    Last Post: 20-01-2005, 07:12 PM
  4. Caption competition
    By megah0 in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 21-07-2004, 12:16 AM
  5. Caption Competition
    By TiG in forum PC
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 13-06-2004, 11:44 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •