Every year at this time we have our local carnival - it is always crap. 3 vans drive past, sometimes someone is waving a flag. The guest of honour is usually a local headmaster.
Just been reading the local paper (the carnival is tomorrow) and the guest of honour this year is... Tony Robinson.
As in properly famous Tony Robinson, out of Blackadder, Time Team, and that.
WTF is Tony Robinson doing at our piss ant of a local carnival? Utterly bizare.
Nowt else to say really, just thought it was weird.