topgear

[Rave]

Bugger. There's little enough decent programming on terrestrial even without total rubbish like Top Gear munching even more of the taxpayer's bandwidth. When will you all wake up, get some taste, and realise that it's utter, utter crap?

It's the TV equivalent of Nuts magazine. The absolute lowest of the lowbrow. It couldn't be less funny or informative if it was fronted by the bloody Teletubbies.

Seriously, my ****ing licence fee pays the bloated wages of Clarkson, May, and Hammond, and yet there's more pertinent information about cars curled up in the cornices of one of my post-curry special logs than there is in their three brains combined. If I sank a litre bottle of vodka and then set out to record an hour long monologue about the history of the Austin Maestro in one take it would still contain more motoring entertainment than an hour of their televisual excrement.

****ing hell.

****!

Anyone know where their studio is? Apparently a few years ago a kid managed to hack NORAD, I still have a month, I might be able to learn enough hacking to nuke their studio in the meantime.

[Karl The Gimp]

Rake just change channels when its on.

[MadduckUK]

yeah Rake, what were you expecting in a thread titled "topgear"? drugs? were you looking for some top gear? is that why your irrationally angry?

[dangel]

is that why your irrationally angry?

Haven't you read his posts before?

[MadduckUK]

not a whole one i dont think.

[dangel]

Good point, my apologies!

[SmileyUK]

Long anti top gear rant

Now look you have upset Jeremy!

[charleski]

There are, of course, alternatives to TopGear.