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    I'm a celebrity

    This has to be the first time my wife has not objected to me watching Jordan scream whilst having a python inserted.

    ....oh...and it's only episode 1 and she is asking whether she can get her top off!

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    i think she mingin personly, her lips are massive, like she been beaten across the face, just my humble opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ
    her lips are massive, like she been beaten across the face
    no comment mgh0, im warning j00

    I know what you mean mate but you still would, just for the publicity if nothing else

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve threlfall
    I know what you mean mate but you still would, just for the publicity if nothing else
    nah....i don't reckon mate, i'm with russ on this one
    if it ain't broke...fix it till it is


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    Quote Originally Posted by petrefax
    nah....i don't reckon mate, i'm with russ on this one
    me too but... still

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    sorry, did you say python inserted...?
    inserted where? or is it somewhere uniquely female...

    hmm...more than your average 'trouser snake'...
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    Jordan is a class A munter, wouldnt touch her with a stolen c0ck.....

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    She has no brians either, even something she admitted!

    They'd have to 'censor' it if she did take her top off. Haven't seen any of it yet though, would like too.

    EDIT: It being the program not her boobs!

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    I think her breasts are far too big these days. She used to be quite nice, but not now.

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    i don't know what you mean stevie mate.

    hers are nothing in comparison with.....argh no! steve let me go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanderz
    She has no brians either, even something she admitted
    I haven't got a Brian either....

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    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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    i tell you what tho, wasn't it nice of razor ruddock to help her getting all those bugs off after their task, what a nice fella he is!

    it seemed as tho most of the bugs were concentrated around her chest area tho....funny that
    if it ain't broke...fix it till it is


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    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig
    Jordan is a class A munter, wouldnt touch her with a stolen c0ck.....
    Have to agree with this chap, right here. F-U-G-L-Y She ain't got no alibi, thanks.

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    I'd never taken much notice til I saw her on I'm a Celeb, I didn't realise how mingin she was! Her boobs are definately her biggest asset.

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    BTW, I don't like Jordan's hair braided. Looks nasty, perhaps for easy mainenance? I dunno. Prefer ladies hair long n loose

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