I'd like to take a moment to defend legalese - the more I read about legal matters, the more impressed I become
Legal text appears convoluted to the layperson because of a need to:
- be precise and carefully define
- keep statements for which every possibility cannot be covered open to allow for the intent of the law to be followed
Religious text, however, is convoluted because of a need to:
- Sound good when spoken, rather than in writing (similar to LOTR - it was made to be listened to)
- Account for the fact they are often made up of works written over a long period of time by many people who may not have access to all other works
- Entrance the reader (to get them to follow the religion), rather than to inform
- Gather either as many followers as possible, or a specific group of followers (or both, in the case of combined separate works
- Seem above the abilities of mere men to create
I do have to admit, most religious texts sound amazing when spoken. The Quoran, I believe, actually means "the spoken" in arabic, and the albums of verses of it being chanted sound amazing. Gregorian chants based off the Bible are also amazing. You may also recall Tony Robinson's "Blood and circuses" TV series. Mostly this is an artefact of the emergence of most world religions from before the time of the cheap written word and widespread reading, and as such people were taught and converted by verbal preaching.
However, when it comes to following what's written, give me legal papers and hansard minutes any day!