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Yes ladies, yes gentlemen, yes Leprechauns (shut up about your gold, and listen to me, you low-rent muppet), I – Vaul, have discovered the best thing ever, and it goes a little something like this:
You know when someone says a really long word, like telekinesis, or sesquipedalian, in a film… well if there is a stupid character nearby, then the aforementioned (also a long word) stupid character might say “tele-kinny-what-a-nou-sis?” or “Ses-aquippy-what-a-dalian?”, to demonstrate the fact that they are stupid, and didn’t understand the long word.
THIS CAN BE EXPLOITED TO ANNOY PEOPLE!
I’ve found it nothing less than really good, to do this, whenever someone asks me to do something, or fetch something – “Vaul, you cancerous appendage, pass me the telephone?”, to which I reply “Tele-welly-what-a-phone?”, which really gets on the persons nerves.
Next, I am asked to turn the light switch on – “Lighty-wighty-what-a-switch?” I say, with a confused look on my square face. Works every time. “Vaul, you scrotal itch, feed the dog, his dog foods over there”… “Doga-wogga-what-a-food?” I reply.
It even works if a passing Gypsy asks me to aid him in the mending of some cane furniture… “Furny-wurny-what-it-chur?” I say, as the aforementioned Gypsy turns red, and reaches for one of his many concealed weapons.
WORKS EVERY TIME. PEOPLE TRY TO KILL YOU WITH KNIVES!
Picture the scene – you walk into Macdonald’s, pretend you can’t decide on what to order, and ask the vile, spotty youth behind the counter to suggest something; aforementioned vile, spotty youth, will look deep into his vile, spotty brain, and (recalling his training) suggest a Big Mac… take a deep breath and say “Bigga-smigga-what-a-mac?”... Let’s see the acne-ridden cretin give me fries with that one.
I BET HE CAN’T DO IT!
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Originally Posted by steve threlfall
