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(holds out hand to shake) 'to you... to me...' is that how it went?Originally Posted by MasterFlash
^^^^
Exactly
None of those but I have,
Been bitten by the Queen
Swam with a dog
Won an expensive parachute jump
Met a dolphin
Done a competition for a prize.
"Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." Frank Zappa. ----------- "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Huang Po.----------- "A drowsy line of wasted time bathes my open mind", - Ride.
SiM (12-03-2008)
^nice one
Bit by a dog.
Cant remember the type.
Was having a water fight and the dog didn't like me getting his owned wet so it sunk its teeth into me leg..just under the butt.
Four out of five
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Such wit.
You are Lenny Henry.
Only the dog bite, got 3 dogs so it was bound to happen sooner or later.
I'd like to do all of the other except for meeting the Queen ... I heard she smells funny.
Dog bites and thats about it really, happens virtually daily when my staffie wants to play but doesn't realise his own strength !
met prince charles when he opening hospital - nearly sick on him.
won twice on lottery (only entered 3 or 4 times) £20 before you ask.
been biten by a gerbil, hamster, cow, swan, lama, pig, another duck, dog, cat, millions of midges, fish, and possibly the bug of luv - cant quite remember that though it was at school, oh yeh and a duck.
swum with a jellyfish, goldfish and dogfish, and a seal.
Bitten by a woman?
Won an expensive prize, and been bitten by a few dogs.
In the internets, no one can hear you sarcasm.
I got bited by a penguin. They are sharp.
Bitten by the west coast midge, not to be trifled with
Dunded a parachute jump 3 times... amazing fun!
I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time.... It was them that started me drinking.
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