Stag-do ideas. Where to go and where to hire a midget?

[Steven W]

I need to sort out a stag night for the end of June beginning of July.

The guy in question likes sports, watching not playing, doesn't want to go abroad and doesn't want a huge event.

I'm really struggling to think of something good.

I thought maybe Haydock races on the 5th July, but then what to do in the evening? He's not into the lap dancing, strippers thing.

Thought about the England cricket also , but it's either sold out or the only tickets left are in the non-drinking stands.

There's a Rugby thing on at Twickenham, but that's in May rather than June or July.

Really not sure. It can't be anything majorly expensive as it will rule out some of the people he really wants to come.

I also heard you can hire a midget from somewhere who'll chain himself to the stag all day and night. If anyone knows of the rumoured midget I'd like his number. The only site I could find on the subject was hireamidget.com but that's based in the US.

He likes a bit of fancy dress as well,(the stag, not the midget) but I don't know what theme to opt for or the best place to hire.

EDIT: The Midget in question apparently sprays himself blue and dresses like a smurf

[tom18230]

I also heard you can hire a midget from somewhere who'll chain himself to the stag all day and night. If anyone knows of the rumoured midget I'd be happy to have his number. The only site I could find on the subject was hireamidget.com but that's based in the US.

What a degrading job...

[JIM_BOB7813]

I also heard you can hire a midget from somewhere who'll chain himself to the stag all day and night. If anyone knows of the rumoured midget I'd like his number. The only site I could find on the subject was hireamidget.com but that's based in the US.

I remember seeing that somewhere. I think he was American, though.

EDIT: here it is Is this the funniest bachelor stunt ever? - Sunderland Echo

[stevie lee]

this what you looking for then?

smurf midgets

/antics: Judges Stag Do. Smurf handcuffed to the Stag in Ibiza

theminiman.co.uk

[Lee H]

There's also these that might be worth a shot ;

HERE

How small do you class as a midget? I'll happily paint myself blue, all 5ft 6 of me for the right price

[megah0]

Haydock in the afternoon, Dog track in the evening with hospitality.

[Stewart]

but then what to do in the evening? He's not into the lap dancing, strippers thing.

You've got to have an ikkle bit of minge, its a stag do!

You could have a minge and midget theme, few strippers, few drinks and the little fella following you around.

It would be magical.

[Steven W]

You've got to have an ikkle bit of minge, its a stag do!

You could have a minge and midget theme, few strippers, few drinks and the little fella following you around.

It would be magical.

A female midget stripper could be ideal

[mediaboy]

Budget saving that idea Steven...


why do you want a midget though? I'm not sure I understand the attraction of being handcuffed to a midget.

Other than the funny side of it to everyone WATCHING you handcuffed to the midget

[schmunk]

A female midget stripper could be ideal

YouTube - Little Amy Winehouse - Midget Amy Winehouse

Admittedly, not a stripper, or technically female, but you can't have everything...

[Zak33]

For a bunch of blokes, to go and see a sporting event....

THERE IS ONLY ONE SPORT.

BASKETBALL

BBL

Fast, classy, everyone has at some point fancied themselves on the court. Good to talk about afterwards, never ever dull, indoors, and lets face it....you can shout your heads off if it's a good game, and most are.

Then, as mgh0 says, a dog track afterwards. Most offer a special deal. My local offers "a six pack"

For a tenner you get

Entry & parking
2 drinks, inc beers
A meal (chicken n chips for example)
£1 bet on the tote (on site bookie)
A free admission if you return.

And lets face it....for a tenner....what better is there?

Basketball and then Dogs...follows by a trip to the Wessington. Slice of Fired gold mate

[EvilMunky]

Best subject title ever!

[Steven W]

For a bunch of blokes, to go and see a sporting event....

THERE IS ONLY ONE SPORT.

BASKETBALL

BBL

Fast, classy, everyone has at some point fancied themselves on the court. Good to talk about afterwards, never ever dull, indoors, and lets face it....you can shout your heads off if it's a good game, and most are.

Then, as mgh0 says, a dog track afterwards. Most offer a special deal. My local offers "a six pack"

For a tenner you get

Entry & parking
2 drinks, inc beers
A meal (chicken n chips for example)
£1 bet on the tote (on site bookie)
A free admission if you return.

And lets face it....for a tenner....what better is there?

Basketball and then Dogs...follows by a trip to the Wessington. Slice of Fired gold mate

I'm throwing this idea into the pool.

I noticed hte international rugby sevens are at Twickenham at the end of May so might opt for that.

[Rob_B]

I do assume there will be pics posted after the grand event?....!

[anthonybrady]

if you try elitekissagrams 0877775705 you might be able to sort a midget stripper, they defo have female strippers. they are based in Dublin ireland

[MadduckUK]

you THINK there is a GREAT new thread SO you OPEN and START READING but it QUICKLY become APPARENT that something is AFOOT so you scroll TO THE END and you see some COMPLETE JOCKEY has bumped something from YEARS AGO.

well done.