What's Your Porn Star Name

[Allen]

Ok then, what is your porn star name? Take your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name (that's the way I wanna do it, so no alternatives please ) and combine them to reveal what your name would be if you were a porn star.

To start the ball rolling, mine is Rusty Hope. I think mine is quite good as it's probably quite true!

[Ravens Nest]

Rupert oakley As soft as the bear and as hard as bark

[Auran]

Sandy Linney - so am thinking that I shouldn't give up my day job!!

[5lab]

squadge knighting..

[Big RICHARD]

squadge knighting..

squadge knighting, the man with the 3 foot penis!

[nichomach]

Errr...by that reckoning I get Mojo Mckenzie...yeah, baby, yeah...

[5lab]

squadge knighting, the man with the 3 foot penis!

.. i didnt realise the vids were on kazaa already

[Theo]

Boffin Mullineax..

Boffin I like - kind of 1970s afro-perm, moustache, hairy chest, medallion style. Mullineaux I'm not so sure about - it doesn't say anything to me This is why porn stars make up names! Boffin Schmidt. I like that.

[Ravens Nest]

Mullineax, didnt they have some machine called that if so then it's quite a good porno name dont you think?

Boffin Mullineax, the cerebral sex machine

[Areku]

You can look for me under the alias Benjamin Lavers

[Ravens Nest]

Errr...by that reckoning I get Mojo Mckenzie...yeah, baby, yeah...

"Fancy a shag!"

[Theo]

Mullineax, didnt they have some machine called that if so then it's quite a good porno name dont you think?

No idea... but I think you're thinking of the Sybian

[Allen]

No idea... but I think you're thinking of the Sybian

*Cough* Careful peeps...

[shiato storm]

Berti Clarkson...

I'm thinking - 'Burt' with dodgy tash, open white shirt and chest hair with shiny medallion...porn star...

[JimmyBoy]

lol

my name would be tuppance Smurthwaite
or if i used the dog: Gilbert smurthwaite

wat u rekon, kinda catchy lol
*poses seductively*

[Skii]

Max Weston