Completely pointless Argument Thread About Sex

[paradidle]

Ok so I was just trying to argu my point to my girlfriend that modding and upgrading a pc is rather like experimentation in bed.
If you think about it, a computer can get a job done in x amount of time. But if you mod it, it can get done in half the amount of x. My g/f doesnt see the point in modding. So I say, well when u have sex u dont just do it till the job is done(in some cases maybe)...u wanna explore and moddify n stuff...

Now am I right or am I wrong?

I know this is pointless but its in the right place lol

[Elmo]

erm.... maybe u'd be better not comparing it to sex. I mod my pc to make it pretty i dont have sex to make myself pretty, i wear makeup for that

[Howard]

You're saying that modding your PC gets stuff done in half the time, and you're comparing it to sex. In other words saying you want to get sex done in half the time?

[paradidle]

You know what Imean ppl, I knew someone would get that interpretation Howard
Im trying to argu the fact that there is a reason to mod/make pretty you ur pc!

[Kezzer]

bad comparison imo

[Raz316]

Do a search on the web for Swiss Tony.

I wouldn't be suprised if he has an explanation as to how modding a PC is much like making love to a beautiful woman.

But if I were you, I'd just quit before you go even further behind

[Elmo]

very bad comparison. Tbh, if my bf compared sex to pc modding i'd kick him outa bed

[Swafe]

i might have to install a coupla blow holes tonight

[shiato storm]

think of it this way - PC modding is adding/removing bits to make your pc faster and better.
so what? wanna hack a leg off here, or an arm there - in aid of what? going faster in bed...surly you'll just bruse the poor girl!

no, if you want an upgrade over girlfriend 1.2 then RMA her and demand version 2.0 at your local...
more stable, doesn't crash with complex tasks and has much better shutdown/start up protocols for easier management. oh and uninstalling is a doddle too...

[5lab]

i would try and relate pc modding to something else other than sex or you'll find your doing rather more of the former rather soon. if she doesnt understand then you can find a way of explaining it - what sports/hobbies/interests does she have?

[Howard]

think of it this way - PC modding is adding/removing bits to make your pc faster and better.
so what? wanna hack a leg off here, or an arm there - in aid of what? going faster in bed...surly you'll just bruse the poor girl!

no, if you want an upgrade over girlfriend 1.2 then RMA her and demand version 2.0 at your local...
more stable, doesn't crash with complex tasks and has much better shutdown/start up protocols for easier management. oh and uninstalling is a doddle too...

And I certainly would be worried if I were sleeping with a woman with 3 arms and one leg!!?


This thread is hilarious, for all the wrong reasons. Lol

[lynni]

It may be me being odd and extremely tired.... haveing driven all our journey on my own over the weekend apart from the last 50 odd miles yesterday (not that iam complaining love ) but i can see where this guy is comeing from, how or what i understand i dont know but i can see some of his points

[Barry]

if you think your sex is like modding your pc then you need 1) a life 2) a new girlfriend..

[lynni]

if you think your sex is like modding your pc then you need 1) a life 2) a new girlfriend..

Or then again maybe i was trying to be nice.........

[Swafe]

if 1.0 doesnt cut the mustard, update the firmware to the latest 1.42 bios

i.e, tell her to bugger off and get yaself a hooker than does it twice as fast

[Areku]

if 1.0 doesnt cut the mustard, update the firmware to the latest 1.42 bios

i.e, tell her to bugger off and get yaself a hooker than does it twice as fast

ha ha ha, im nearly in tears