I knowOriginally Posted by MadduckUK
if people are leving skidmarks on your towel then that's more than a mini moan
not the first time it has happened either, tbh I have had enough and I'm doing exactly the same to them as they do to me e.g. not cleaning up ater myself, leaving crap out to go mouldy
The skidmarks and the pissing in the sink I am going to give a msis though......
and yeah the messenger viruses are annoying
I generally delete people who have them, natural selection and all that
Last edited by finlay666; 01-05-2008 at 12:03 PM.
i think natural selection is the best way to look at it yes, it prunes off the stupid.
do you know who it is who's putting **** on your towels?
Vodka
Well it is either one housemate or his friends
Same sh*t, different day with him, I know it was him last time, and I had to throw out the towel as it was covered in crap, I wouldn't be so mad if he just admitted it and attempted to fix it but he just plain lies about itHe says:
i promise u thought wat ever is that it wasnt me and its the first time i have seen this towel
Finlay says:
its not the first time it has happened
He says:
well if u dont want to belive me then its fine
Same as when he ate the food I bought that afternoon and denied it...would have been plausible except we were the only ones in the flat(like blaming someone else for farting when it's the two of you in a lift)
And trying to get money for bills from him is a faff on aswell, can't wait untill I move out, but enough of the thread jacking
you know. the best and most fun thing to do here is to lay a trap of some kind
could you put something on a towel that would lead to hospital treatment being required on his anus?
Vodka
Aww that is disgusting. You know what if that was me I'd go buy a cheap towel like tescos value something and bring it home and soak it in bleach or some harsh skin irritant. Wipe your arse on that fool! Don't think they'd be using your toilet/towel anytime soon. Would be £5-8 well spent.
great minds..
Vodka
super glue on towel? Laxative in food? Exlax Chip Muffin is my favorite
change the bills into his name, so they come addressed to him, you are still equally responsible, but he will get the hassle if he doesn't pay up
Well I will call them and tell them I am moving out, and then give him the cash left in the account, let him sort out all the direct debits and stuff, I want to get out ASAP after my exams so I can get my room tidy and stand a chance to get my deposit back
counter-productive in the circumstances maybe...
counter-productive in the circumstances maybe...
this just seems... appropriate.
edit: oh hang on! remembered!
get him one of those
Vodka
Well leave out they dummy towel with superglue on... then make sure he gets some lax in the food that he steals... Job donecounter-productive in the circumstances maybe...
is that like dummy phones you get in shops?
Vodka
Cut out the middle man and kill him and eat him. That'll teach him. You may like to strangle him with the said towel, perhaps?
Always remember to spit on or lick your food. Usually you only have to do it for real once or twice, just tell your mate you do that; it used to work for me in shared accommodation (back when all this were fields, etc.)
I always drink milk and smoothie straight from bottle... I do it cos I am lazy... but it probably would prevent thievery too... no one steals stuff in my halls anyway
Why not do the same to his clean clothes ?? Think he'd get the message then.
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