Eee, 'tis grim ooop north!

[0iD]

Well according to this Reuters article it is: Watch who you shake hands with up North...
Just watch who you shake hands with at the Bletchley meet is all I can say, I'm taking extra thick gloves and alcahol handrub for Lee (cue jokes of a sexual nature)

[MadduckUK]

iv found the reason and its SO GLARINGLY OBVIOUS

the further north you go the closer to Scotland you are

[fray_bentos]

Milton Keynes is definitely not up north and from that article you want to be more worried by the women in London, cardiff etc. at least everyone knows men are filthy!

[Lee H]

I'm taking extra thick gloves and alcahol handrub for Lee (cue jokes of a sexual nature)

Cool - alcohol in a gel form.... suppose that get's past my self-imposed drinking ban

[MadduckUK]

Milton Keynes is definitely not up north and from that article you want to be more worried by the women in London, cardiff etc. at least everyone knows men are filthy!

its true! women in the south are actually dirtier than the men! i like how they decided not to mention that bit directly in the article

[0iD]

Cool - alcohol in a gel form.... suppose that get's past my self-imposed drinking ban

So you'll not be wanting to try the bottle of 68abv Absinthe i'm bringing along for after hours then, shame...

[Lee H]

Only if you wash the bottle as I don't know where your hands have been and what's on them.

I know what you do don't forget, and I bet you've been elbow deep in excrement before now

[0iD]

True, in my old job, wading around in excrement was par for the course
But I'm clean now guv, honest I am.

[MadduckUK]

I know what you do don't forget, and I bet you've been elbow deep in excrement before now

wat

[0iD]

wat

Oh yeah, I'm just going to let you ponder the possibilities there for a while

[TheAnimus]

its true! women in the south are actually dirtier than the men!

Its because they've polished all the dirt off the men.

[0iD]

Its because they've polished all the dirt off the men.

Unclean images in my head