hello uk - the car is eggs haust

[karutchek]

hello - I came here UK living together. My English is ok my bad!

Sometimes in December my car totalled to spaghettis. Let me bend ears for you man:

- click noise like a dragon
- one year go to
- this socks is yours
- my carpet don

Funny happened hehehehe - because of hand breaks on the roof! The man talk someday and money give £500! £500!!!! I say 'today is forever gone with time and badly.' But pointless after clock real.

Tell me your mindless? Did I phone good farm? I require document of learning ensure spell right - good?

one day meet together for bistro!

karutchek

[staffsMike]

I don't know what they hell that says but it made me laugh that's for sure.

[GoNz0]

wtf???

[Virtual Monkey]

hello - I am UK! English ok!

looking forward to your meeting of bistro!

[strike-down]

across between wtf and lmao

[karutchek]

wtf???

I to - hehehehe. I say 'tomorrow is ready long drive.' Him are talk 'no, clock time.' Forever drive no small ticker. There comes up like clothing: stain on wheel, stand for picture ticket.

why I like that! It good enough. But for sometime I eggs haust is dry. I digress spaghetti sometimes not good.

how did I see? what shall you think ()

[GoNz0]

spam bot ?

[Mike Fishcake]

It looks like someone's typed a normal sentence into google translate, sent it through a few different languages and back again to English. In fact, I think I may try that on this particular sentence. I'm thinking English to Chinese to German to English. Let's go...

It looks like a normal person in the sentence translated into Google, using various languages and in English again. In fact, I think I could try, in this sentence. I want Chinese to English German to English. Let us go ...

That's actually not too bad

[matty-hodgson]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samcross]

[SiM]

[mediaboy]

rflmao...

Are those that overuse translators entitled to free postage if they make us laugh?

[jamin]

roflpmsl!!

i comings at eeengland to cultural larnings gud!

[BUFF]

Borat's cousin perhaps?

[stevie lee]

if i read that right:

karutchek is new to the UK, had car from december last year and the exhaust was knackered, just sold it for £500, they seem happy - hence the post.
also wondering if their english is ok and requires more tuition, off to get a drink?
____
at least i think thats right.

[Stewart]

In United Kingdom of Englandland autocarmobile working not be get fixy right by homosapien in lorry called RAC

Contact work of place with telemobile informing woman who types of autocarmobile injury status

Glowing homosapien makes to your livinghome carrying with tool sets about fixy right

After autocarmobile fixy right homosapien take your pay money paper with smile big

You petrol drive family people anywhere with fixy right autocarmobile then!

Five high!