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    girls diary vs boys diary

    > > GIRL'S DIARY
    > > Sunday 11th May 2003.
    > >
    > >
    > > Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
    > > shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit
    > > late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and
    > > loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was
    > > still
    > > very
    > > subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice
    > > to eat.
    > >
    > >
    > > All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly
    > > laughed,
    > > and
    > > didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was >
    >saying.
    > > I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I
    > > wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
    > >
    > >
    > > I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just
    > > half
    > > shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10
    > > minutes
    > > of
    > > silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around
    > > him
    > > and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a
    > > sad
    > > sort of smile.
    > >
    > >
    > > He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when
    > > we
    > > made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to
    > > think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone
    >else.
    > >
    > > I cried myself to sleep.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > BLOKES DIARY
    > >
    > > -------------------
    > >
    > > Sunday 11th May 2003.
    > > My football team was relegated today. Gutted. Got a s**g though
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    hahahahahahahaha very funny, although i had to read the boys bit twice didnt quite get it



    I do now tho yay


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    ahahaha

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    Like it!
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    tres funny..

    but in all seriousness i hate the way men are presented as insensitive pricks its a self fufilling prophecy. Like look at that new mag Nuts, loads of talk about how it was offensive to women but no one says anything about it being deeply offensive to men, im sorry but my life is slightly more than beer, shaggin and sport and find it offensive that men are targetted for such crap, imagine if a womens magazine came out advertisng itself as about shoping, flowers and make up, it would be seen as sexist to women and rightfuly so.
    "The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being." Karl Marx

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    womens magazines are about shopping, make up and fashion dude, stereotypes may be horrible things but they sell.

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    that kicks buttski n1 5lab..

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    i know knoxville and feminists have stood up to these stereotypes but i think that men need to stand upagainst the stereotyping of them as well. basically i think sexism stumps the development of both men and women and therefore should not be seen as a purely womens issue.

    oh well im goin off the point but despite all this the diary joke is very funny.
    "The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being." Karl Marx

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    lol n1 5lab
    btw revol68, the reson men dont stand up to sterotypes is mainly because we *ARE* insensitive pricks, and dont really care...

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    speak for urself......
    "The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being." Karl Marx

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    He he... seen it before, but its still very funny!!! (Scarily true too! )


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